I'm lame
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I bought porn for criscodisco99 (10 points). In June shutemdown and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I gave stripegirl19 a kidney (1000 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1280 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
shedarenotspeak