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1. Answer the survey question and then look up your answer on www.urbandictionary.com and paste one of the definitions found there along with your answer.
2. Post it on your blog and include illustrations if you like.
3. Link to the person who tagged you and tag more blogs if you feel so inclined.
Here’s mine:
1) Your name?: Shelby (hahaha oh god there are so many good defintions)
5. Shelby
26 up, 77 down
1) A girl who has a big nose and or a mustache. Dresses as if were in the 50's and smells like a fucking queef coming out of a smelly-fat-retarded-fuck from wal-mart.
2)A fat girl who loves drama and tries to tell her your secrets and yells them across class. Also has fucked up teeth.
1) Man tht shelby is kickin on her lip and she smells hella bad.
2) Shelby is gay and has fucked up teeth and know one cares about her drama cause she stinks like rotten eggs.
6. Shelby
14 up, 1 down
THE BEST GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET IN YOUR LIFE. OMFG SHE IS SO HOT. SHE'S USUALLY AROUND 5'2 AND CHANGES HER HAIR COLOR A LOT. YOU'LL WANT TO HiT THAT. MORE THAN FOUR TIMES.
OmfggZ dId you SeE thAt ShelbByyYy. I wAnnA bAngG hEr SoooOoOoO00o baDdd!!1!11!
2) How old are you: 17
1. 17
211 up, 56 down
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
3) One of your friends?: Tina (haha you're the only one that's gonna be readin this, bitch)
1. tina
774 up, 129 down
Slang for Crystal Meth.
Did you meet tina at the club yesterday?
4) Where will your next vacation be?: Calgary (in four hours!)
7. Calgary
50 up, 44 down
A pretentious city with delusions of grandeur and penis envy (Toronto's dick is way bigger). I equate Calgary to the farmboy redneck who just won the lottery and bought himself a new car, new clothes and a fancy house. You may look good, you may have money, but Calgary you still have no class or sophistication, because deep down you are still a redneck.
Gee wiz look at me, I am Calgary - a hip and cool place because of all that oil money that I dug up from the ground but didn't really have to use by brains or ingenuity to create. Shhh, please don't tell my master Toronto.
5) Favorite Food?: Perishke
1. perogy
11 up, 1 down
kick-ass ukrainian food...its a pocket of pasta-like dough wrapped around a potato based filling
dammit john, stop hogging all the perogies. mom, can you make more perogies?
6) Hometown? Edmonton
2. edmonton
174 up, 95 down
The Capital City of Alberta it does have some issues, but it is WAY WAY WAY better than Calgary. Sports teams include the Oilers, Eskimos, Cracker Cats,etc. Has West Edmonton Mall. Riverbend od the rich area, some parts of the city are kinda bad to go to. bad infrastucture, poor planning. Mayor is currently Steven Mandel.
Go oilers!!! WOOT EDMONTON OILERS!!!! We should have won the Stanly Cup. Oh well, we will get the grey Cup this year. knock on wood.
7) Word to describe yourself?: hungry
2. hungry
180 up, 144 down
1) It's what mexicans go through everyday.
2) It's what whites don't go through but still eat anyway because they are fat pigs and have money.
3) It's what black go through but wastes there money on fancy shoes and clothes.
4) It's what asian don't have a problem with because they know what to eat and how much to eat. They are too diciplined to know what's right and wrong. Asian people have the lowest obesity rates and have the longest life span.
Mexican dude: Eh, I'm hungry holmes, leave me some food.
White dude: Let's go to McDonalds right after dinner and get a McFlurry! I'm still hungry.
Black dude: Man I want some chicken, but I need the money for my Jordans.
Asian dude: "No thanks, I just want a one serving rice, broccoli, and beef"
8 ) Car you drive?: Honda Civic
3. Honda civic
175 up, 100 down
racing civics is like racing in the special olympics, even if you win you're still a retard
that whale fin spoiler makes it a lot faster
9) Last person you talked to on the phone?: Mom
2. mom
779 up, 202 down
someone who gave birth to you.
"Luke...(breath) I am your mom."
10) Your occupation?: Hallmark
2. Hallmark
8 up, 16 down
Besides being a greeting card company, it also means a male who has no balls. therefore he is way to simpathetic and crys over chick flicks. Enjoys buying stuffed animals and flowers for his girlfriend who has him by his non existent nuts. He listens to his every word as if he thought he could blow a load on it. Hallmark club cards, and "Hallmark" are not that different when you think about it.
Chris: dude, tonight there is an Avril Lavigne concert! i'm going with my girlfriend! i'm going to get her flowers, and candy, its going to be great!
Ben: dude... you're such a god damn Hallmark
2. Post it on your blog and include illustrations if you like.
3. Link to the person who tagged you and tag more blogs if you feel so inclined.
Here’s mine:
1) Your name?: Shelby (hahaha oh god there are so many good defintions)
5. Shelby
26 up, 77 down
1) A girl who has a big nose and or a mustache. Dresses as if were in the 50's and smells like a fucking queef coming out of a smelly-fat-retarded-fuck from wal-mart.
2)A fat girl who loves drama and tries to tell her your secrets and yells them across class. Also has fucked up teeth.
1) Man tht shelby is kickin on her lip and she smells hella bad.
2) Shelby is gay and has fucked up teeth and know one cares about her drama cause she stinks like rotten eggs.
6. Shelby
14 up, 1 down
THE BEST GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET IN YOUR LIFE. OMFG SHE IS SO HOT. SHE'S USUALLY AROUND 5'2 AND CHANGES HER HAIR COLOR A LOT. YOU'LL WANT TO HiT THAT. MORE THAN FOUR TIMES.
OmfggZ dId you SeE thAt ShelbByyYy. I wAnnA bAngG hEr SoooOoOoO00o baDdd!!1!11!
2) How old are you: 17
1. 17
211 up, 56 down
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
3) One of your friends?: Tina (haha you're the only one that's gonna be readin this, bitch)
1. tina
774 up, 129 down
Slang for Crystal Meth.
Did you meet tina at the club yesterday?
4) Where will your next vacation be?: Calgary (in four hours!)
7. Calgary
50 up, 44 down
A pretentious city with delusions of grandeur and penis envy (Toronto's dick is way bigger). I equate Calgary to the farmboy redneck who just won the lottery and bought himself a new car, new clothes and a fancy house. You may look good, you may have money, but Calgary you still have no class or sophistication, because deep down you are still a redneck.
Gee wiz look at me, I am Calgary - a hip and cool place because of all that oil money that I dug up from the ground but didn't really have to use by brains or ingenuity to create. Shhh, please don't tell my master Toronto.
5) Favorite Food?: Perishke
1. perogy
11 up, 1 down
kick-ass ukrainian food...its a pocket of pasta-like dough wrapped around a potato based filling
dammit john, stop hogging all the perogies. mom, can you make more perogies?
6) Hometown? Edmonton
2. edmonton
174 up, 95 down
The Capital City of Alberta it does have some issues, but it is WAY WAY WAY better than Calgary. Sports teams include the Oilers, Eskimos, Cracker Cats,etc. Has West Edmonton Mall. Riverbend od the rich area, some parts of the city are kinda bad to go to. bad infrastucture, poor planning. Mayor is currently Steven Mandel.
Go oilers!!! WOOT EDMONTON OILERS!!!! We should have won the Stanly Cup. Oh well, we will get the grey Cup this year. knock on wood.
7) Word to describe yourself?: hungry
2. hungry
180 up, 144 down
1) It's what mexicans go through everyday.
2) It's what whites don't go through but still eat anyway because they are fat pigs and have money.
3) It's what black go through but wastes there money on fancy shoes and clothes.
4) It's what asian don't have a problem with because they know what to eat and how much to eat. They are too diciplined to know what's right and wrong. Asian people have the lowest obesity rates and have the longest life span.
Mexican dude: Eh, I'm hungry holmes, leave me some food.
White dude: Let's go to McDonalds right after dinner and get a McFlurry! I'm still hungry.
Black dude: Man I want some chicken, but I need the money for my Jordans.
Asian dude: "No thanks, I just want a one serving rice, broccoli, and beef"
8 ) Car you drive?: Honda Civic
3. Honda civic
175 up, 100 down
racing civics is like racing in the special olympics, even if you win you're still a retard
that whale fin spoiler makes it a lot faster
9) Last person you talked to on the phone?: Mom
2. mom
779 up, 202 down
someone who gave birth to you.
"Luke...(breath) I am your mom."
10) Your occupation?: Hallmark
2. Hallmark
8 up, 16 down
Besides being a greeting card company, it also means a male who has no balls. therefore he is way to simpathetic and crys over chick flicks. Enjoys buying stuffed animals and flowers for his girlfriend who has him by his non existent nuts. He listens to his every word as if he thought he could blow a load on it. Hallmark club cards, and "Hallmark" are not that different when you think about it.
Chris: dude, tonight there is an Avril Lavigne concert! i'm going with my girlfriend! i'm going to get her flowers, and candy, its going to be great!
Ben: dude... you're such a god damn Hallmark