The moral: never trust moose_biscuit
Picture the scene:
Chad has a brand new toy, in the form of a paper carrier bag large enough to hide inside - Chad tends to shun bought toys but gets endless enjoyment from cheap or free toys like paper bags and lengths of string.
Rhi: You can kick the bag - he can't get you through it.
SheBit: *Tentatively pokes corner of bag with toe*
Chad: *shuffles about in bag, trying to kill it from the inside*
SheBit: *Pokes other corner of bag with toe*
Chad: *impales toe*
SheBit: Fuck! Ow fuck that hurt!
SheBit's Toe: *bleeds*
Rhi: *thinks 'glad that was her and not me'*
SheBit's Blood: *Drips onto floor*
Chad: *does his best to look innocent*
Can't get me through the bag my shiny metal heiney. My big toe bled nicely and I now have two nice holes about two millimetres apart, so it looks like the world's smallest vampire got me on the big toe - which I guess is about as high as such a tiny vampire would be able to bite me.
Chad has a brand new toy, in the form of a paper carrier bag large enough to hide inside - Chad tends to shun bought toys but gets endless enjoyment from cheap or free toys like paper bags and lengths of string.
Rhi: You can kick the bag - he can't get you through it.
SheBit: *Tentatively pokes corner of bag with toe*
Chad: *shuffles about in bag, trying to kill it from the inside*
SheBit: *Pokes other corner of bag with toe*
Chad: *impales toe*
SheBit: Fuck! Ow fuck that hurt!
SheBit's Toe: *bleeds*
Rhi: *thinks 'glad that was her and not me'*
SheBit's Blood: *Drips onto floor*
Chad: *does his best to look innocent*
Can't get me through the bag my shiny metal heiney. My big toe bled nicely and I now have two nice holes about two millimetres apart, so it looks like the world's smallest vampire got me on the big toe - which I guess is about as high as such a tiny vampire would be able to bite me.