I hate people
So I'm driving along Norwinden Dr in Springfield today. Residential street, stop signs on every corner, speed limit 25. I'm going along at close to 30, but apparently my driving a bit over the speed limit still wasn't enough for the jerk behind me. So he goes barrelling around me and passes me! I'm like, are you kidding me? Where's a cop when you need one?
Apparently, at least according to Sheebs, they're all on Ashland Ave in Glenolden. You see, she would always chide us to go slow on that road, because the cops pull over old ladies and throw them down in the snow.
So what happens in the summer and other snowless months?
Bev & I have theorized that the cops have a snow-making machine in their trunks, so they can prepare a snowdrift to toss the elderly into.
It's all we can figure.
Apparently, at least according to Sheebs, they're all on Ashland Ave in Glenolden. You see, she would always chide us to go slow on that road, because the cops pull over old ladies and throw them down in the snow.
So what happens in the summer and other snowless months?
Bev & I have theorized that the cops have a snow-making machine in their trunks, so they can prepare a snowdrift to toss the elderly into.
It's all we can figure.