Nooooooo...Really?!?!?!

[shebajr]

I just popped some Ellio's pizza in the toaster oven (because apparently my microwave just friggin' died this morning. Guess I know what we're doing tonight!).

Anywho... the bottom of the directions for the pizza says, "CAUTION: PRODUCT BECOMES HOT WHEN COOKED".

Wow! Thanks for the warning, pal! I never would have figured that one out!