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Why is it that I can sit down and write fanfiction in the space of ten minutes, but when I attempt to write something for, shall we say a 'wider audience', it just doesn't seem to happen?
So far I have managed to compose the dedication, an acceptance speech for any literary awards I may win, the 'back of book blurb', the chapter headings, and I've cast the movie. Oh, and half a page of the first chapter is done. Sort of.
It's a sign. I was meant to write pornography for a living.
Meanwhile, Bernard has managed to talk his way into being the love interest...
So far I have managed to compose the dedication, an acceptance speech for any literary awards I may win, the 'back of book blurb', the chapter headings, and I've cast the movie. Oh, and half a page of the first chapter is done. Sort of.
It's a sign. I was meant to write pornography for a living.
Meanwhile, Bernard has managed to talk his way into being the love interest...