A story...
Can I go to jail for lying about contributing money to a cause?
The fire department has been calling us every day for the last month asking for contributions, but they always call when my mom is at work. So i've always had to say, sorry call back later. so just a few minutes ago they called and asked me the same exact questions and other such bullshit and finally got to the contribution part. this time I said no, i can't afford to make any contributions, but the guy kept asking me and lowering the contribution rate and blah blah blah. so I said fuck it, I'll just do it so they shut the fuck up already. so I gave him my old address and said that i'd send in cash. then they had to confirm it and they put my name on record. so if i don't pay the 20 dollars they asked me for, are they gonna call me again and tell me to go fuck myself? or take me to court? or ignore my house when it's burning to the ground? well i guess they'll ignore my old house if it burns to the ground. Plus i'm not even 18 so it doesn't matter. and i told them i couldn't pay to begin with. so i don't have to be too worried.
it's amazing what you have to go through to get someone to leave you alone.
The fire department has been calling us every day for the last month asking for contributions, but they always call when my mom is at work. So i've always had to say, sorry call back later. so just a few minutes ago they called and asked me the same exact questions and other such bullshit and finally got to the contribution part. this time I said no, i can't afford to make any contributions, but the guy kept asking me and lowering the contribution rate and blah blah blah. so I said fuck it, I'll just do it so they shut the fuck up already. so I gave him my old address and said that i'd send in cash. then they had to confirm it and they put my name on record. so if i don't pay the 20 dollars they asked me for, are they gonna call me again and tell me to go fuck myself? or take me to court? or ignore my house when it's burning to the ground? well i guess they'll ignore my old house if it burns to the ground. Plus i'm not even 18 so it doesn't matter. and i told them i couldn't pay to begin with. so i don't have to be too worried.
it's amazing what you have to go through to get someone to leave you alone.