My Horoscope - c/o Comedy Central
VIRGO
New Horoscopes Every Tuesday!
If you have a stapler that doesn't work, chuck it out. Your loyalty to people is appreciated, but your loyalty to objects threatens to make you a clutter kook. Now we aren't anti-clutter and we think places that are too clean are creepy, but you Virgo cats are prone to take you pack rat instincts all the way to 11. Not only will getting rid of things give you more room, Saturn says you might meet someone in cleaning venues. The dump, the Laundromat and public baths are all very lucky for Virgo this week. Note: public baths may require trip to Japan.
Check yours out here
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New Horoscopes Every Tuesday!
If you have a stapler that doesn't work, chuck it out. Your loyalty to people is appreciated, but your loyalty to objects threatens to make you a clutter kook. Now we aren't anti-clutter and we think places that are too clean are creepy, but you Virgo cats are prone to take you pack rat instincts all the way to 11. Not only will getting rid of things give you more room, Saturn says you might meet someone in cleaning venues. The dump, the Laundromat and public baths are all very lucky for Virgo this week. Note: public baths may require trip to Japan.
Check yours out here
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