dear neighbors across the courtyard,

[she_said_yeye]

CLOSE YOUR BLINDS WHEN YOU ARE NAKED. Thankfully you are young and in shape so I'm not disgusted in that way. I can't see if you're male or female through my blinds, because they're mostly closed because I'm not some closet exhibitionist freak.

You have been standing there for quite a long time. OH MY GOD ARE YOU MASTURBATING OR IS SOMEONE FELLATING YOU OR SOMETHING?

*crawls into a ball and dies*