We put our faith in....BLAST HARDCHEESE!!!

Jun 25, 2005 18:48

Gather round, hear my story, children.



So yesterday I got home from Stop and Shop and at that exat moment CJ called, but my parents didn't pick it up, and so I tried to call him back but he wasn't answering his phone. (asshole.) And so for some reason I got really upset. Yeah. I don't know why, but I did. So I'm like, "Oh! I know a way to cheer myself up! I rented the notebook from Blockbuster! I'll just watch that and forget about my troubles!!!!!!!!"

......and yeah. Any one who has ever seen THE NOTEBOOK would know why it's not a good idea to watch that movie when feeling down in the dumps. And yes, I do confess. I cried like a baby. And I was so determined to hate that movie, since everyone was like, "Oh em gee! The NOtebook blah dee boop she doo wop!" but it was an excellent movie. *sob*

I sure know how to tell a good story.

Oh geez. So much to write about....well let us list these events:

1.I've earned $86 so far filing wills at the PROBATE COURT!!!!
2. I rented Breakfast at Tiffanys in the hopes of watching it today.
3. I wanted to rent the book, Lolita, but I didn't. S-to-the-hit.
4. The Curves workout is hella fun.
5. I got my hair cut and dyed it blonde. And I look sooooooo hottttttt.
6. the cousins are here.
7. I am obsessed with the life of Lewis Carroll!!! And I'm not sure if it's a good thing!!! BUT WHO CARES!!!!

FACTS ABOUT LEWIS CARROLL!!!!!


1. His real name is Charles Dodgeson (Sp?)

2. He worked for a news paper and he needed a pen name so he was like, "I want to be known as DARES!!" But his supervisor thing was like, "NO PICK A DIFFERENT NAME!!!!" And so he chose the name, LEWIS CARROLL. And guess who told him to pick a new name,??? EDMUND YATES!!!!!!!

3. I MIGHT BE RELATED TO THE GUY WHO TOLD L.C TO CALL HIMSELF LEWIS CARROLL!!!!!!! S TO THE WEET!!!!!

4. He was a photographer and photographed mostly little girls. (which is why some people say that he was a pedophile, but since it's really not a proven fact, I don't believe it.)

5. HE DID NOT- I repeat- HE DID NOOOTTTTT!!!! Write the book Alice in Wonderland while he was high!!!!!!!! He lived in the Victorian Era, and was a hardcore, straightup Victorian straightedge!!!!

6. He actually came about the story spontaneously as he was entertaining three little sisters out on a rowboat one day. Their names? Matilda, Lorina, and ALICE!!!!!!

7. The thing that the Caterpillar in the book is smoking is not a bong. It's called a "hookah". It's a pipe used in the Middle East to smoke tobacco in. (Or whatever psychedelic drug those crazy stoner victorians smoked back in the 18th century or whatever.)

I ♥ trivia. Don't you?

P.S. I didn't dye my hair blonde. I got some of you real bad!!! HEHEHE
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