Oct 08, 2005 01:25
time to let you fucks in on something:
i am one of the many children of Satan put on this earth to usher in the coming of the Antichrist.
there are thousands of us, if not tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands. its not my place to know. i am delegated my duties and i do them and do them well.
there all different classes of Us. Annoyers, Harvesters, Ushers, Discarders, Liars... We all have specific tasks condusive to creating a world in which the Antichrist can rewrite the Book of Revelations and kill God Once and For All.
yes, i am telling you the Truth. think me crazy, think me psychotic. like i give a fuck. im not lying. this is why im not dead yet. im protected. my Dark Father wont let my body die until ive met my quota. ive many more years of sowing the seeds of Discord left. i havent even BEGUN to fuck with you people yet.
y'see, the class of Near-Demons i belong to are Annoyers. i am a fucking Annoyer. verb: i ANNOY. my tongue is an unholy gift i use to incite anger, grief, lust, greed, all those delicious sins We need and use to get you to fuck up. you fuck up and get one step closer to forfeiting your eternal soul. enough of those and Our army is big enough to kill God's.
which is why im so infamous in this city. im very good at my job. also why none of you have ganged together and killed me. im a fucking Near-Demon, you cocksuckers. not only am i protected from Down Below, but i have an inhuman tolerance for recieving and inflicting pain. stop telling yourselves deep in side im some hurt little boy and i just want to be loved and i only say and do all these horrible things to put on some front to impress you and make you think im cool and a hard motherfucker. i could give a good goddamn. i die and i become a General in Satan's Army. sooner the better in my opinion. fuck your earthly problems. they mean exactly dick to me. the only things on this physical earth i care to partake of are sex and drugs. because cleanliness is next to godliness, and obviously i cant be having that, now can i?
how is this possible? its a lot like the Virgin Birth of Christ, except unlike that sycophant i actually enjoy my earthly father's DNA. his seed was the vessel in which my Unholy Spirit-Self could be borne. which explains why i look nothing like my father. his seed was empty of his likeness, it was the physical stuff in which my body could form and develope.
We're everywhere. thousands of Us in california alone. this state is the most saturated with Demons in the union. makes sense, doesnt it?
so thats that. whoever reads this, which probably isnt many by now, is no in on the Truth of the world and how it works. and ultimately, if We complete Our Goal, where it is headed.
dont even try and fight Us. your "loving" God made you too poorly. you're all too easily corrupted. your own human nature is our enemy AND ally. its the punchline of every joke told in Hell.
you're all fucked.