Wakeing Up with Bree

[she_does_exist]

9:00 am this morning

**Alarm sounds**

Me: Damnit fricken alarm clock, (beats alarm clock until it stops then knocks mirror off wall)
Me: What the fuck Jack, you pooped on my floor
Bree: Jaaaaaaaaaack! Take him outside!
Me: Jack come on, we're going outside
Jack: WOOF WOOF! WOOF!!!
Me: Hey Jack you just shit on my floor, YOU CAN WAIT!

soooooo funny