wow. daylight.
woke up on the couch this morning to my dad lecturing me about parking tickets. yeah. looks like my car was about to be seized. unsurprising. i dont even know how i'm getting home yet.
anyway. i made breakfast. the closest parallel i can think of to me cooking is like if jackson pollack cooked, or rather, if a 5 yr old imitating jackson pollack was cooking, thus taking away all artistic merit. it still tastes like food, but it looks...well. this is why i tend to eat out...
my dad is the most chill guy ever, hes fun, funny, and probably most importantly, forgiving. we've been playing scrabble since 11:30. we havent even finished a game yet. i've managed to make breakfast, get dressed, update livejournal, smoke half a pack of cigarettes and watch tv while he takes his turns and steals my cigarettes. well...he bought them but still.
"i'm at 5 points. just wait a minute"
"so...in 30 MORE minutes you'll have a 6 point word?"
"shut up"
"if you dont go now i'm going to spike my hair into a mohawk when we go to grandma and grandpas house"
"i'm going!"
my last two words have been 37 and 51 points. this game is OVER.
anyway. i made breakfast. the closest parallel i can think of to me cooking is like if jackson pollack cooked, or rather, if a 5 yr old imitating jackson pollack was cooking, thus taking away all artistic merit. it still tastes like food, but it looks...well. this is why i tend to eat out...
my dad is the most chill guy ever, hes fun, funny, and probably most importantly, forgiving. we've been playing scrabble since 11:30. we havent even finished a game yet. i've managed to make breakfast, get dressed, update livejournal, smoke half a pack of cigarettes and watch tv while he takes his turns and steals my cigarettes. well...he bought them but still.
"i'm at 5 points. just wait a minute"
"so...in 30 MORE minutes you'll have a 6 point word?"
"shut up"
"if you dont go now i'm going to spike my hair into a mohawk when we go to grandma and grandpas house"
"i'm going!"
my last two words have been 37 and 51 points. this game is OVER.