ME. GETTING MY DAD LAID SINCE 1982
(first...my ex boyfriend josh..."you drink with your dad?" me: yes..." like who doesnt? teehee.
ha. so i meet my dad at the bar tonight where hes hitting on some hot blonde chick. he offers to buy me a drink:
hot girl (to me): ever had a manhattan?
me: um. no.
hot girl: it'll knock you on your ass. lets get a round of manhattans.
me: ok.
SEVERAL ROUNDS OF MANHATTANS LATER i have managed to glean her relationship status, throw in a good word for my dad and badmouth the guy she's seeing, who i dont know. my dad gets her number and they have a date tomorrow. then we leave to see a movie...
me: dad, she says shes dating someone, but she didnt say boyfriend, so i think you're in the clear.
dad: shes really hot isnt she?
me: hell yeah.
dad: good work!
we exchange high fives.
i love my dad.
...after the movie we hit the bar again and some guy put his arm around me (he was REALLY wasted, 30, and gross) and kept cursing, taking drags off my cigarette, quoting the clash and asking me what song it was and happily freaking out when knew it and offered to buy a round which i dont remember if he did cause i was kinda drunk. then he kept ranting about james joyce and kissing my dad and me on the cheek.
i miss everyone a lot. im going to drinkers sunday and hanging with newton tomorrow. we are going to have the most fun. yes this has been edited. because what we do is SECRET.
tonight put me in the best mood...hey, i might not be getting any, but at least my dads got some new girl..
yeah.
is that creepy? let me know if i'm creepy.
he has a date. i want a date :(
ha. so i meet my dad at the bar tonight where hes hitting on some hot blonde chick. he offers to buy me a drink:
hot girl (to me): ever had a manhattan?
me: um. no.
hot girl: it'll knock you on your ass. lets get a round of manhattans.
me: ok.
SEVERAL ROUNDS OF MANHATTANS LATER i have managed to glean her relationship status, throw in a good word for my dad and badmouth the guy she's seeing, who i dont know. my dad gets her number and they have a date tomorrow. then we leave to see a movie...
me: dad, she says shes dating someone, but she didnt say boyfriend, so i think you're in the clear.
dad: shes really hot isnt she?
me: hell yeah.
dad: good work!
we exchange high fives.
i love my dad.
...after the movie we hit the bar again and some guy put his arm around me (he was REALLY wasted, 30, and gross) and kept cursing, taking drags off my cigarette, quoting the clash and asking me what song it was and happily freaking out when knew it and offered to buy a round which i dont remember if he did cause i was kinda drunk. then he kept ranting about james joyce and kissing my dad and me on the cheek.
i miss everyone a lot. im going to drinkers sunday and hanging with newton tomorrow. we are going to have the most fun. yes this has been edited. because what we do is SECRET.
tonight put me in the best mood...hey, i might not be getting any, but at least my dads got some new girl..
yeah.
is that creepy? let me know if i'm creepy.
he has a date. i want a date :(