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ok yea first post yay whatever
tonite my sister and i baked cookies and we forgot to wipe some salt off the table. our parents came home and my dad points at the salt and goes what is that? i reply ITS COCAINE DAD. he looked at me and then leaned down so that he could look at the table straight on and i go dad its not cocaine i was joking its just salt and he stands up straight and goes oh yea yea i know but still had this look like he was about to be sick on his face. im pretty sure he thinks im a coke head.
later on.. im in my room looking for something to watch on television and this infomercial for a product similiar to rogaine comes on and i go dad! dad! come in here quick and he runs in and i go look dad. he looks at the tv and goes yea if only it actually worked. it was kind of awkward because i was trying to make it a joke but whatever. then after a minute or so passed he goes and i quote "now what is that hottie doing on a commercial for hair loss?" i look at the tv to see a foxy lady and my dad continues to say "she's the boobs that keep you watching." now at the time i laughed with him and even thought it was funny. but as i type here right now i realize that its gross and i wish my dad wasnt so icky like that. hmmm.
anyway thats it my first post. yeaaaaa
tonite my sister and i baked cookies and we forgot to wipe some salt off the table. our parents came home and my dad points at the salt and goes what is that? i reply ITS COCAINE DAD. he looked at me and then leaned down so that he could look at the table straight on and i go dad its not cocaine i was joking its just salt and he stands up straight and goes oh yea yea i know but still had this look like he was about to be sick on his face. im pretty sure he thinks im a coke head.
later on.. im in my room looking for something to watch on television and this infomercial for a product similiar to rogaine comes on and i go dad! dad! come in here quick and he runs in and i go look dad. he looks at the tv and goes yea if only it actually worked. it was kind of awkward because i was trying to make it a joke but whatever. then after a minute or so passed he goes and i quote "now what is that hottie doing on a commercial for hair loss?" i look at the tv to see a foxy lady and my dad continues to say "she's the boobs that keep you watching." now at the time i laughed with him and even thought it was funny. but as i type here right now i realize that its gross and i wish my dad wasnt so icky like that. hmmm.
anyway thats it my first post. yeaaaaa