"solve your problems like an adult, write a letter.."
Dear Computer,
Could you please stop being such a freaking spaz?? At the current point in time, you are the only computer in the house with an internet connection. Please set an example. As you have failed to be a faithful and well-trusted machine, you will soon be receiving a teammate who could really work for or against you. This computer of course, has existed for quite some time now, probably since November or so. And I have been bothering my mom every day about getting connection to the internet for that computer. And today I have decided that if it is the last thing she does, she is going to call the electrician. TODAY.
We will be temporarily shutting you down for maintenance for the millionth time since we purchased you and when you are fixed, you will be expected to work as well if not better than the newer model which WILL have internet.
So it's your choice. If you fail to cooperate, you will be handed over to my twin nine-year-old brothers to be treated however they feel appropriate and trust me, they are not very kind to helpless machines such as yourself. Look at the Playstation 2, they work him over and over until he is about to die of exhaustion. The second they wake up, he is powered up and stays that way until they are pried from the controllers and sent off to bed. It's the hard-knock-life buddy, but you have the choice to avoid it altogether. Just cooperate for once. Please?
Sincerely,
Stasia Monteiro
Could you please stop being such a freaking spaz?? At the current point in time, you are the only computer in the house with an internet connection. Please set an example. As you have failed to be a faithful and well-trusted machine, you will soon be receiving a teammate who could really work for or against you. This computer of course, has existed for quite some time now, probably since November or so. And I have been bothering my mom every day about getting connection to the internet for that computer. And today I have decided that if it is the last thing she does, she is going to call the electrician. TODAY.
We will be temporarily shutting you down for maintenance for the millionth time since we purchased you and when you are fixed, you will be expected to work as well if not better than the newer model which WILL have internet.
So it's your choice. If you fail to cooperate, you will be handed over to my twin nine-year-old brothers to be treated however they feel appropriate and trust me, they are not very kind to helpless machines such as yourself. Look at the Playstation 2, they work him over and over until he is about to die of exhaustion. The second they wake up, he is powered up and stays that way until they are pried from the controllers and sent off to bed. It's the hard-knock-life buddy, but you have the choice to avoid it altogether. Just cooperate for once. Please?
Sincerely,
Stasia Monteiro