"I'll have Jonathan ship my wolf in the post." - Robbie
I'm so bleedin' tired I think I might collapse before midnight, all this staying up all hours is getting to me... alright, you can stop laughing now Rob, I'm still up for those drinks! Still got to prove how far the Melody and I can drink you and Stu under the table. You never know Stu might even wear his maids outfit for you.
It's great when Liam Gallagher, makes posts to me. That shit makes for a happy Shazzam Shazzy. Liam is a huge softy "fookin' 'ardcore."
I went over my mum's tonight, got to get the mother visits in, haven't I... she made chinese! Mmm, my mum really is the best cook ever, everyone needs to carry a little bit of jealousy in their pockets just for that fact. I was stuffing my face with chinese food while catching the last ten minutes of EastEnders... The thought of Barry and Janine gettin' jiggy with it is disturbing enough, without having to see the freaks having a snog fest while I'm eating... then poor Nana Moon, bless her, she got lost and Alfie found her in the park.
While I was watching EastEnders and eating my chinese, my mum was reading the paper, she doesn't believe in anything putting you off your food... she's very attached to her food is my dear old mum, so, she goes and reads me this story about this woman in Houston, Texas... who was in a lift when some bloke tried to get in, the doors closed and trapped him by the shoulders, he was struggling to get loose when the lift went up, slicing his head off. The lift went up a little bit more and then stopped, so the poor woman inside was trapped in the lift with the severed head as company for ages until they could get her free...
Caused a gasp and a couple of "EW"s... didn't put me off my chinese though, must take after my mum.
If you haven't noticed, each of my entries has a quote as the subject by someone I've been talking to and happened to find whatever they said funny... if you want to be the star of my subject then you better get talking to me (AIM: Shaz neigh) and be amusing.
Before I go... The Brookster is the coolest kid ever and needs a pointless shout out in my journal, I do not want to shag Mark Owen despite Rob and Mel's rumours. Appleton, Appleton and Appleton should come out from under the worm infested Apple tree and show us they know how to stay alive for more than five minutes.
Lastly, I have a new icon of Mel-o-dee and I, because we're coo' and well, you aren't...
It's great when Liam Gallagher, makes posts to me. That shit makes for a happy Shazzam Shazzy. Liam is a huge softy "fookin' 'ardcore."
I went over my mum's tonight, got to get the mother visits in, haven't I... she made chinese! Mmm, my mum really is the best cook ever, everyone needs to carry a little bit of jealousy in their pockets just for that fact. I was stuffing my face with chinese food while catching the last ten minutes of EastEnders... The thought of Barry and Janine gettin' jiggy with it is disturbing enough, without having to see the freaks having a snog fest while I'm eating... then poor Nana Moon, bless her, she got lost and Alfie found her in the park.
While I was watching EastEnders and eating my chinese, my mum was reading the paper, she doesn't believe in anything putting you off your food... she's very attached to her food is my dear old mum, so, she goes and reads me this story about this woman in Houston, Texas... who was in a lift when some bloke tried to get in, the doors closed and trapped him by the shoulders, he was struggling to get loose when the lift went up, slicing his head off. The lift went up a little bit more and then stopped, so the poor woman inside was trapped in the lift with the severed head as company for ages until they could get her free...
Caused a gasp and a couple of "EW"s... didn't put me off my chinese though, must take after my mum.
If you haven't noticed, each of my entries has a quote as the subject by someone I've been talking to and happened to find whatever they said funny... if you want to be the star of my subject then you better get talking to me (AIM: Shaz neigh) and be amusing.
Before I go... The Brookster is the coolest kid ever and needs a pointless shout out in my journal, I do not want to shag Mark Owen despite Rob and Mel's rumours. Appleton, Appleton and Appleton should come out from under the worm infested Apple tree and show us they know how to stay alive for more than five minutes.
Lastly, I have a new icon of Mel-o-dee and I, because we're coo' and well, you aren't...