This is not a serious entry.
Title: Jonghyun and the Terrible Rain (real rain, not 비 rain even though he's hot)
Author: folkin_up_again
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 357
Prompt used: Picture
Notes: This is to save Challenge 009, because we only need one more entry in order to keep it going. ENTER PEOPLE ENTER T_T This is not a serious entry.
It was raining and Jonghyun hated the rain. Feeling his ire rise as he looked outside his castle bedroom window, Jonghyun called out for his fairy godmother, Taemin.
“TAEMIN! COME HERE!” Taemin looked out of breath when he poofed in front of Jonghyun, landing on his bed and startling the young prince (Jonghyun is a prince in a magical kingdom).
“What’s wrong hyunnie?” he asked, straightening himself out.
Jonghyun glared at him for ruining his nice sheets before grabbing Taemin’s wing in his hand and tugging him off the bed. “Make the rain go away!” he whined.
Taemin rolled his eyes. “I can’t just make the rain go away.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m not that strong yet.”
“Well, who can make the rain go away?” Jonghyun asked, feeling frustrated.
Taemin sighed before answering. “Only a very old witch sorceress named Kim Key Kibum.”
Jonghyun gaped at him, before flipping his hair to the side, pulling off a very stylish Justin Bieber hair flick (before the Bieber cut his hair T__T). “How do I find this Kim Key Kibum?”
“I can tell you, but it won’t be easy.”
“Why not? Who do I have to sacrifice? JINKI! I CHOOSE YOU!”
Taemin scrambled towards the prince and slapped his hand over Jonghyun’s mouth. “You idiot you can’t sacrifice Jinki! His cock is too precious to this world to sacrifice!”
Jonghyun yanked the hand away from his mouth and stepped back. His fingers rubbed his chin in contemplation. He was contemplating. “Then what must I do to find Kim Key Kibum? And are you sure he can make the rain rain go away and come back another day?”
Taemin nodded his head, grinning like a mischievous Sour Patch Kid. “Well, Kim Key Kibum was locked away by a jealous lover (his name is Minho, Lee Minho, not my super hot gorgeous soccer playing muggle boyfriend Choi Minho) and now Kim Key Kibum is guarded by a-” He paused for dramatic effect.
“Well?”
“He’s guarded by the amazingly awesomely amazing fire-breathing, auto-tuning G-Dragon!”
Shocked gasps of shock!
What will happen next? The world may never know.
To never be continued
Author: folkin_up_again
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 357
Prompt used: Picture
Notes: This is to save Challenge 009, because we only need one more entry in order to keep it going. ENTER PEOPLE ENTER T_T This is not a serious entry.
It was raining and Jonghyun hated the rain. Feeling his ire rise as he looked outside his castle bedroom window, Jonghyun called out for his fairy godmother, Taemin.
“TAEMIN! COME HERE!” Taemin looked out of breath when he poofed in front of Jonghyun, landing on his bed and startling the young prince (Jonghyun is a prince in a magical kingdom).
“What’s wrong hyunnie?” he asked, straightening himself out.
Jonghyun glared at him for ruining his nice sheets before grabbing Taemin’s wing in his hand and tugging him off the bed. “Make the rain go away!” he whined.
Taemin rolled his eyes. “I can’t just make the rain go away.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m not that strong yet.”
“Well, who can make the rain go away?” Jonghyun asked, feeling frustrated.
Taemin sighed before answering. “Only a very old witch sorceress named Kim Key Kibum.”
Jonghyun gaped at him, before flipping his hair to the side, pulling off a very stylish Justin Bieber hair flick (before the Bieber cut his hair T__T). “How do I find this Kim Key Kibum?”
“I can tell you, but it won’t be easy.”
“Why not? Who do I have to sacrifice? JINKI! I CHOOSE YOU!”
Taemin scrambled towards the prince and slapped his hand over Jonghyun’s mouth. “You idiot you can’t sacrifice Jinki! His cock is too precious to this world to sacrifice!”
Jonghyun yanked the hand away from his mouth and stepped back. His fingers rubbed his chin in contemplation. He was contemplating. “Then what must I do to find Kim Key Kibum? And are you sure he can make the rain rain go away and come back another day?”
Taemin nodded his head, grinning like a mischievous Sour Patch Kid. “Well, Kim Key Kibum was locked away by a jealous lover (his name is Minho, Lee Minho, not my super hot gorgeous soccer playing muggle boyfriend Choi Minho) and now Kim Key Kibum is guarded by a-” He paused for dramatic effect.
“Well?”
“He’s guarded by the amazingly awesomely amazing fire-breathing, auto-tuning G-Dragon!”
Shocked gasps of shock!
What will happen next? The world may never know.
To never be continued