Lies! Lies! Lies!

Mar 08, 2006 10:12

I had such an odd, inexplicable dream last night. I don't remember much, but I remember being at home, in my underwear late at night, and angry for some reason. I stormed over to the fridge, where I have a laminated chart with different columns for use with a dry erase marker, and began writing down "LIES!" in the Chores category of the chart. I wrote it a few more times, adding Travis's name next to a few, then I jotted down "milk", "cheese", "hotdogs" and "Tide Coldwater" in the Grocery area of the chart. I stepped back and took a look at the whole laminated chart, and decided that I hadn't written "Lies!" enough, so I wrote it a few more times. I then finished it off by writing "More LIES!" in the grocery area, and then cheerfully skipped back off to bed. I also seem to remember something about machine guns and the dishes being dirty.

What the hell?
Travis, are there some Lies or something that I need to be concerned about?

On another topic, you know you're a nerd couple, when after having some epic, incredible sex, your girlfriend tells you with labored breathing "I think this is going on LiveJournal."
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