soy un perdedor.
its friday nite..and this is what im doing. i hate my life.
-FULL name: shawn marie hageman.
-Nicknames: dolly, babies, monkey, stinky, crabass, love.
-Where do you live: e-town.
-Birthdate: 02.15.80.
-Height: 5'4".
-Weight: im down to about a deuce and a half now.
-Shoe size: 7.5.
-Right or lefty: righty thank god. leftys are freaks.
*What....*
-What do you think of the way you look?: i look like a slob.
-What do you think about life after death?: dont believe in it.
-What do you think about love?: love is for suckers.
-What do you think about fate?: dont believe in it.
-What do you think about your self?: i cant stand myself.
-What do you think about your first love?: i think he's a jerk.
-What are you scared of?: everything duh.
-What are your parents names?: robert and dawn.
*The Dream Side of You*
-Do you dream a lot at night?: i dream more in the morning.
-Do you dream in black and white, or color?: black and white.
-Do you remember any of your dreams?: parts of em.
-Where is your dream make out spot?: i dont make out.
-What is your dream job?: working at br, duh.
-Do you believe that your dreams are a gateway to your soul?: nope.
*Do you...*
-Do you write in a journal or diary?: does this thing count?
-Do you keep an organizer?: organizer shmorganizer.
-Do you believe in love at first sight?: no.
-Do you believe that every person has one soul mate: no.
-Do you believe in everyone (even the beyond helpless)?: what? no?
-Do you believe in yourself?: no.
-Do you cry easily?: very.
*Online*
-How much time do you spend online?: a lot.
-Who are your best friends?: my best friend is m.i.a.
-Favorite Website: any stupid ass online game that will kill time and keep my mind off of my terribly boring and pathetic excuse for a life. today my game of choice is tontie on eyemaze.com.
-Have you ever met anyone in real life?: si ive met people.
-If you could date anyone you know online, who would it be?: never trust people online.
-Do you buy things online?: i buy bowling balls.
*Favorites*
-Favorite day of the week: sunday = raceday.
-Favorite movies: anything not scary.
-Favorite actors: john cusack for president.
-Favorite actresses: joan cusack for president.
-Favorite song(s): bleh...
-Favorite music groups: music can
-Favorite music singers: kiss my ass.
-Favorite holiday: xmas.
-Favorite season: summer.
-Favorite colors: black.
*When you hear ___ you think of..*
-Bread: whole grain.
-Silver: ring.
-Baseball: alouuuu.
-Jeff: geoff.
-Dog: perro.
-Feet: stinky.
-Warm apple pie: gross.
-Socks: calcetiiiines.
-Fish: coi.
-Clown: fuck clowns man.
-Bologna: b-o-l-o-g-n-a.
-Giant Eagle: great america.
-The number 69: gross.
-School: suckers.
*Relationships*
-What is your sexual preference?: i like boys.
-Boyfriend/girlfriend's name: c. morgan..he's the only man i need. although lately we have not been on speaking terms...
-Where does that special someone live?: on his pirate ship.
-Crush: ha 'tall and skinny' large coffee cream and sugar.
-Things you like in the opposite sex: the ability to tell a good story.
-When was your first kiss: when i was 14 and it was gross.
-Are you a virgin: nah.
-Which is more important- personality or looks? 'personarity'.
*Creative Q's*
-If you could be doing anything right now, what would you be doing?: drinking. nono i take that back, working out.
-Would you ever share your heart completely with someone else?: yes.
-Have you ever written on a mirror?: no.
-Do you prefer sleeping outside beneath the night sky, or your cozy bed : bed.
-Name one person whose changed your life for the better: gregory lon wilson.
-What can someone do to you that would turn you on fully - physically or mentally - or both?: if i could find someone to get rid of the knot in my shoulder, i would be theirs for life. yes, sadly that turns me on.
-What is one thing that can make you smile no matter what mood your in?: getting sent stories via text messages.
*Numbers*
-Number of times I have been in love: a lot, im easy.
-Number of hearts I have broken: a bunch, im a bitch when it comes to that shit.
-Number of boys I have kissed in my life: a bunch.
-Number of drugs taken illegally: just a few, i think.
-Number of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends: none.
-Number of people from high school that I stayed in contact with: der, 1?
-Number of piercings: tres.
-Number of tattoos: diez.
-Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: maybe once. i think it was from the time i was busted smuggling drugs over the border.
-Number of scars on my body: a few. my favorites are the ones on my back from when i was stabbed.
-Number of scars on my heart: a few i think. but i found that if you dont use that organ, those wounds dont hurt anymore.
-Number of people that have made me scared of what they could do to me physically: uno, jenny c.
-Number of things in my past that I regret: too many.
-Number of times I have wondered why I took the time to take this survey: quite a few.
-FULL name: shawn marie hageman.
-Nicknames: dolly, babies, monkey, stinky, crabass, love.
-Where do you live: e-town.
-Birthdate: 02.15.80.
-Height: 5'4".
-Weight: im down to about a deuce and a half now.
-Shoe size: 7.5.
-Right or lefty: righty thank god. leftys are freaks.
*What....*
-What do you think of the way you look?: i look like a slob.
-What do you think about life after death?: dont believe in it.
-What do you think about love?: love is for suckers.
-What do you think about fate?: dont believe in it.
-What do you think about your self?: i cant stand myself.
-What do you think about your first love?: i think he's a jerk.
-What are you scared of?: everything duh.
-What are your parents names?: robert and dawn.
*The Dream Side of You*
-Do you dream a lot at night?: i dream more in the morning.
-Do you dream in black and white, or color?: black and white.
-Do you remember any of your dreams?: parts of em.
-Where is your dream make out spot?: i dont make out.
-What is your dream job?: working at br, duh.
-Do you believe that your dreams are a gateway to your soul?: nope.
*Do you...*
-Do you write in a journal or diary?: does this thing count?
-Do you keep an organizer?: organizer shmorganizer.
-Do you believe in love at first sight?: no.
-Do you believe that every person has one soul mate: no.
-Do you believe in everyone (even the beyond helpless)?: what? no?
-Do you believe in yourself?: no.
-Do you cry easily?: very.
*Online*
-How much time do you spend online?: a lot.
-Who are your best friends?: my best friend is m.i.a.
-Favorite Website: any stupid ass online game that will kill time and keep my mind off of my terribly boring and pathetic excuse for a life. today my game of choice is tontie on eyemaze.com.
-Have you ever met anyone in real life?: si ive met people.
-If you could date anyone you know online, who would it be?: never trust people online.
-Do you buy things online?: i buy bowling balls.
*Favorites*
-Favorite day of the week: sunday = raceday.
-Favorite movies: anything not scary.
-Favorite actors: john cusack for president.
-Favorite actresses: joan cusack for president.
-Favorite song(s): bleh...
-Favorite music groups: music can
-Favorite music singers: kiss my ass.
-Favorite holiday: xmas.
-Favorite season: summer.
-Favorite colors: black.
*When you hear ___ you think of..*
-Bread: whole grain.
-Silver: ring.
-Baseball: alouuuu.
-Jeff: geoff.
-Dog: perro.
-Feet: stinky.
-Warm apple pie: gross.
-Socks: calcetiiiines.
-Fish: coi.
-Clown: fuck clowns man.
-Bologna: b-o-l-o-g-n-a.
-Giant Eagle: great america.
-The number 69: gross.
-School: suckers.
*Relationships*
-What is your sexual preference?: i like boys.
-Boyfriend/girlfriend's name: c. morgan..he's the only man i need. although lately we have not been on speaking terms...
-Where does that special someone live?: on his pirate ship.
-Crush: ha 'tall and skinny' large coffee cream and sugar.
-Things you like in the opposite sex: the ability to tell a good story.
-When was your first kiss: when i was 14 and it was gross.
-Are you a virgin: nah.
-Which is more important- personality or looks? 'personarity'.
*Creative Q's*
-If you could be doing anything right now, what would you be doing?: drinking. nono i take that back, working out.
-Would you ever share your heart completely with someone else?: yes.
-Have you ever written on a mirror?: no.
-Do you prefer sleeping outside beneath the night sky, or your cozy bed : bed.
-Name one person whose changed your life for the better: gregory lon wilson.
-What can someone do to you that would turn you on fully - physically or mentally - or both?: if i could find someone to get rid of the knot in my shoulder, i would be theirs for life. yes, sadly that turns me on.
-What is one thing that can make you smile no matter what mood your in?: getting sent stories via text messages.
*Numbers*
-Number of times I have been in love: a lot, im easy.
-Number of hearts I have broken: a bunch, im a bitch when it comes to that shit.
-Number of boys I have kissed in my life: a bunch.
-Number of drugs taken illegally: just a few, i think.
-Number of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends: none.
-Number of people from high school that I stayed in contact with: der, 1?
-Number of piercings: tres.
-Number of tattoos: diez.
-Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: maybe once. i think it was from the time i was busted smuggling drugs over the border.
-Number of scars on my body: a few. my favorites are the ones on my back from when i was stabbed.
-Number of scars on my heart: a few i think. but i found that if you dont use that organ, those wounds dont hurt anymore.
-Number of people that have made me scared of what they could do to me physically: uno, jenny c.
-Number of things in my past that I regret: too many.
-Number of times I have wondered why I took the time to take this survey: quite a few.