Sarah Connor's right...machines are evil creations!
I curse you evil broken washing machine! I ALWAYS get everything washed up on the weekends of course, and now the stupid machine won't spin the water out of the clothes. Now the refrigerator sounds funny, *squeek, squeek*, and I can't figure out why. And I don't feel good. I feel nauseous and weird and I really, REALLY can't afford to be sick right now...