Cycles.
I find it apt to return to the Land of Livejournal by re-taking the first survey I took on it.
1.If you woke up tomorrow morning and you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you would do, and how would you spend the day? I'd probably do and think fairly inappropriate things.
2.If you could travel back in time and visit or be a part of any era of time at all, what era would it be, and why? Either feudal Japan, 1951, or 1984.
3.If a tv producer approached you, and told you that you could write a tv show, what would your tv show be about, and who would star in it? It'd be me and friends and Jason Bateman...kinda like Seinfeld II.
4.If you could be invisible for a whole day, what would you do? Probably wander around being a bit worried that I was invisible
5.Imagine if you only had one meal left, and you could after that, never eat again. What foods would you want to eat, if you knew it would be your last time that you could eat them? Every food ever concocted.
6.If you could completely get rid of one fashion trend that you personally dont like, what would it be? Uggs.
7.If you could dye your hair ANY colour,would colour would you choose? Red but I won't do that.
8.If you could look like any celebrity, who would choose and why? Um...I've been told I look like Denzel so I'll go with him.
9.If you could spend one hour with ANYONE (alive or dead) who would it be,and why? King Diamond, Bill Murray, or Jason Bateman beause they're rad dudes.
10.If you won a million dollars in the lottery,what would you do with the money? Buy stuff and pay my bills.
11.If you could take someones place in any movie, who would you like to be? Ernie Hudson in Ghostbusters or Keith David in They Live.
12.If you were offered an all-expenses paid two week vacation to Disneyland with all your friends, or a life time supply of chocolate, which would you choose? Chocolate. DisneyWORLD is sweet. Disneyland is for squares.
13.If world war 3 started,and nuclear bombs were being dropped in your country,what would be your first reaction? Panic with a touch of fear.
14.If you were at the beach, and you saw a tidal wave coming, what would you do? Kick it back into the water.
15.If you could tell one person ANYTHING, what would it be, and who would it be? I'll just keep Erin's answer. Lets see...I already can tell anyone anything....This question is dumb...i dont want to answer it
16.Would you rather have a McDonalds restaurant in your house, or a Subway store? Subway.
17.If you could visit one place in the world, where would you visit? Japan.
18.If you were given $5000 spending money, and could travel to any shopping destination in the world, where would you choose? Midtown Comics.
19.If you saw your favourite celebrity in the street, what would be your first reaction? Be excited.
20.If you could change your first name to anything you wanted, what would you change it too? Shawn.
21.If you had a choice of being either really rich, but unattractive, or poor and drop dead gorgeous,which would you choose? I don't know.
23.Whats one feature of your appearance that you absolutely like? Professor Beardsley.
24.If you were told today that you had only a month to live, what would be all the things you would do, or say before you died? Fight some serious crime.
25.If you could change any part of your appearance, what would it be? My toenails piss me off. Also, I'd mkae my beard longer and straighter.
26.If you had your own line of cosmetics, what would you call it, and what kind of products would you make? Smilex.
27.If you had your own line of underwear, how would you design it? ...Boxers.
28.If you could completely destroy one place in the world (country, building, whatever) what would it be? The damn Middle School.
29.If you had the choice of either having a huge rollercoaster in your backyard,or a private movie theatre in your house, which would you choose? If you don't know the answer for me, you don't know me very well.
30.If you could invite any celebrities to a party you were hosting, who would they be? James Earl Jones, Kirk Hammett, Bill Cosby, RaZoR rAmOn, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, King Diamond, Jason Bateman, Adam West, The Beastie Boys, and most importantly, Andrew W.K.
31.If you were allowed to have ANY kind of animal you wanted, what would it be? My cat.
32.If you could get cosmetic surgery and could only get one procedure done, what would choose if you only had 2 options: Um...no.
33.If someone you didnt find really attractive, but was really nice, and lavished expensive gifts on their girlfriends asked you out, would you turn them down? I think I'm a dude.
34.If you could have one super power, what would it be? The power of Thor.
35.If you could be any kind of toy, what toy would you be? A Star Wars action figure...for Chewie's sake.
36.If you could be either a)Tara Reid b)Shannon Elizabeth c)Jennifer Love Hewitt who would you most like to be? C.
37.If you could have ANY celebritys wardrobe, who would you choose? King Diamond's.
38.If you could make any kind of movie, what would your movie be about, and who would ask to star in it? Ghostbusters III with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis, Ernie Hudson, Rick Moranis, Annie Potts, and of course Sigourney Weaver.
39.If you could be in any music video of your choice, what would it be? Either Buddy Holly or Weapon of Choice.
40.If a genie appeared to you and gave you three wishes, what would you ask for? An endless supply of money, world peace, and some sweet basses.
41.If you could commit any crime, and totally get away with it,what would you do? Rob a bank probably because if you do it right, it's pretty much a victimless crime and those are nice.
42. We are missing a question.
43. If you could design your own line of clothing, how would you design it? I'd just take stuff from my closet and sell it.
44.If you had the choice of the worlds best mobile phone, or a 90 minute shopping spree in your favourite store, what would you choose? Midtown Comics spree.
45.If you could get any tattoo, or any piercing of your choice without any limitations, what would you get? That stuff really isn't for me but if I got nuts, I'd get King Diamond's facepaint tattooed on my face.
46.If you were on a desert island with one person only, who would that person be? That's too hard.
47.If you were able swap lives with ANYONE, who would you swap with? Nightwing.
48.If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? I'd just stay here. Everyone seems to hate this place but it doesn't bother me at all.
49.What concert would you most like to go to? Iron Maiden, Beastie Boys, or Sex Machineguns.
50.If you could ask the following people only one question, what would it be?
a) Michael Jackson: Why don't you sell those Beatles songs back to Paul?
b) Britney Spears: Sorry?
c) President Bush: Done yet?
d) The Pope: Didn't GWAR kill you?
e) Brad Pitt: What's up?
f) Kermit the Frog: Why isn't easy being green?
g) Eminem: What happened to you?
h) Mariah Carey: Get a real career again?
i) Cameron Diaz: Did You know you're not really not that hot?
j) Jerry Seinfeld: Why was your show so pointless yet so great?
k) Homer Simpson: How many more seasons?
l) Bill Clinton: Yup
m) Marilyn Manson: For a weird guy, did you know you're pretty intelligent?
n) Sharon Osbourne: Are you aware that Iron Maiden is better that you or Ozzy could ever possibly be?
o) Mike Myers: What happened?!
p) Mr Bean: I love you.
q) Madonna: ...
r) Elvis Presely: Are you moving back into my attic?
s) Marilyn Monroe: Aren't you dead?
t) Cher: Hi?
u) Elton John: Why do kick so much ass?
v) Pamela Anderson: Should I care?
w) Anna Nicole-Smith: Dead, right?
x) Jennifer Lopez: Couldn't handle Affleck's radness powers?
y) John Edward: Can you channel a fork so I can gouge you eye out?
z) Jerry Springer: You were a mayor once...what happened?!
51.If you had the choice would you rather be Marilyn Monroe for a day, or Madonna?: Madonna I guess. She was in Dick Tracy. She's also alive.
52.If you could be any character in the Simpsons, who would you be? Radioactive Man.
53.If you could live with any celebrity, who would it be and why? I have no idea.
54:What in your opinion is the greatest song ever made? No Face. End of story.
55.If you could live under the sea, or up in the clouds, where would you choose? I'd kick it with Namor.
56.If you punch any celebrity in the face, who would it be? Bret Michaels.
57.Answer just Yes (like it) or No (dontt like it) for the following songs:
a) Dirrty-Chrstina Aguilera: No
b) St Anger-Metallica: Eh
c) American Life-Madonna: no
d) Baby One More Time-Britney Spears: nope
e) Stop-The Spice Girls: no
f) Its my Life-Bon Jovi: no
g) Mobscene-Marilyn Manson: no
h) Rock your body-Justin Timberlake: Negative
i) Sing for the moment-Eminem: no
j) Barenaked-Jennifer Love Hewitt: no
k) Gangstas Paradise-Coolio: no
l) Country Grammar-Nelly: no
m) Complicated-Avril Lavigne: no
n) Underneath your clothes-Shakira: nope
o) In da club-50 cent: nope
p) Through the Rain-Mariah Carey: no
q) My heart will go on-Celine Dion: no
r) I got you babe-Cher and Sonny: It's not too bad
s) All the thngs she said-Tatu: no
t) Jenny from the block-Jennifer Lopez: no
u) Stole-Kelly Rowland: Can't say I do.
v) Lose Yourself-Eminem: nay
w) Work it-Missy Elliot: nah
x) Billie Jean-Micheal Jackson: Why the fuck would anyone not like it?!
y) I cant get you out of my head-Kylie Minogue: no
z) I will always love you-Whitney Houston: no
58.What is the one movie you wish you could memorize word for word? Ghostbusters.
59.If you could be a model for either a)Underwear b)Lipstick c)Perfume or d)Jeans which would you choose? Lipstick.
60.Rate the following movies out of 10,and if you havent seen them just put a - (dash)
a) Charlies Angels: 5 for Bill Murray
b) The Terminator: 5
c) The Mexican: -
d) Legally Blonde: -
e) Tomb Raider: 4
f) The Exorcist: -
g) American Pie: 6
h) Oceans Eleven: Old one - 7 New one - 7
i) Harry Potter and the Scorcerers Stone: 7
j) The Brady bunch movie: 7
k) Clueless: 5
l) Scream: 5
m) Scary Movie 2: 4
n) Not Another teen movie: 5
o) Fast and the Furious: 0
p) Titanic: 6
q) Pearl Harbour: 2
r) Toy Story: 9,000,000,000,000
s) Shrek: 7
t) Crossroads: -
u) Blair witch project: -
v) Matilda: -
w) Sister Act: -
x) Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery: 5
y) X men: 7
z) Vanilla Sky: 6
a) Theres something about mary: 5
b) Meet the parents: 5
c) Zoolander: 8
d) Cruel Intentions: -
e) I know what you did last summer: 5
f) The sweetest thing: -
g) Men In Black: 6
h) Independence Day: 7
I'm probably not going to do this very much so enjoy it while it lasts.
1.If you woke up tomorrow morning and you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you would do, and how would you spend the day? I'd probably do and think fairly inappropriate things.
2.If you could travel back in time and visit or be a part of any era of time at all, what era would it be, and why? Either feudal Japan, 1951, or 1984.
3.If a tv producer approached you, and told you that you could write a tv show, what would your tv show be about, and who would star in it? It'd be me and friends and Jason Bateman...kinda like Seinfeld II.
4.If you could be invisible for a whole day, what would you do? Probably wander around being a bit worried that I was invisible
5.Imagine if you only had one meal left, and you could after that, never eat again. What foods would you want to eat, if you knew it would be your last time that you could eat them? Every food ever concocted.
6.If you could completely get rid of one fashion trend that you personally dont like, what would it be? Uggs.
7.If you could dye your hair ANY colour,would colour would you choose? Red but I won't do that.
8.If you could look like any celebrity, who would choose and why? Um...I've been told I look like Denzel so I'll go with him.
9.If you could spend one hour with ANYONE (alive or dead) who would it be,and why? King Diamond, Bill Murray, or Jason Bateman beause they're rad dudes.
10.If you won a million dollars in the lottery,what would you do with the money? Buy stuff and pay my bills.
11.If you could take someones place in any movie, who would you like to be? Ernie Hudson in Ghostbusters or Keith David in They Live.
12.If you were offered an all-expenses paid two week vacation to Disneyland with all your friends, or a life time supply of chocolate, which would you choose? Chocolate. DisneyWORLD is sweet. Disneyland is for squares.
13.If world war 3 started,and nuclear bombs were being dropped in your country,what would be your first reaction? Panic with a touch of fear.
14.If you were at the beach, and you saw a tidal wave coming, what would you do? Kick it back into the water.
15.If you could tell one person ANYTHING, what would it be, and who would it be? I'll just keep Erin's answer. Lets see...I already can tell anyone anything....This question is dumb...i dont want to answer it
16.Would you rather have a McDonalds restaurant in your house, or a Subway store? Subway.
17.If you could visit one place in the world, where would you visit? Japan.
18.If you were given $5000 spending money, and could travel to any shopping destination in the world, where would you choose? Midtown Comics.
19.If you saw your favourite celebrity in the street, what would be your first reaction? Be excited.
20.If you could change your first name to anything you wanted, what would you change it too? Shawn.
21.If you had a choice of being either really rich, but unattractive, or poor and drop dead gorgeous,which would you choose? I don't know.
23.Whats one feature of your appearance that you absolutely like? Professor Beardsley.
24.If you were told today that you had only a month to live, what would be all the things you would do, or say before you died? Fight some serious crime.
25.If you could change any part of your appearance, what would it be? My toenails piss me off. Also, I'd mkae my beard longer and straighter.
26.If you had your own line of cosmetics, what would you call it, and what kind of products would you make? Smilex.
27.If you had your own line of underwear, how would you design it? ...Boxers.
28.If you could completely destroy one place in the world (country, building, whatever) what would it be? The damn Middle School.
29.If you had the choice of either having a huge rollercoaster in your backyard,or a private movie theatre in your house, which would you choose? If you don't know the answer for me, you don't know me very well.
30.If you could invite any celebrities to a party you were hosting, who would they be? James Earl Jones, Kirk Hammett, Bill Cosby, RaZoR rAmOn, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, King Diamond, Jason Bateman, Adam West, The Beastie Boys, and most importantly, Andrew W.K.
31.If you were allowed to have ANY kind of animal you wanted, what would it be? My cat.
32.If you could get cosmetic surgery and could only get one procedure done, what would choose if you only had 2 options: Um...no.
33.If someone you didnt find really attractive, but was really nice, and lavished expensive gifts on their girlfriends asked you out, would you turn them down? I think I'm a dude.
34.If you could have one super power, what would it be? The power of Thor.
35.If you could be any kind of toy, what toy would you be? A Star Wars action figure...for Chewie's sake.
36.If you could be either a)Tara Reid b)Shannon Elizabeth c)Jennifer Love Hewitt who would you most like to be? C.
37.If you could have ANY celebritys wardrobe, who would you choose? King Diamond's.
38.If you could make any kind of movie, what would your movie be about, and who would ask to star in it? Ghostbusters III with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis, Ernie Hudson, Rick Moranis, Annie Potts, and of course Sigourney Weaver.
39.If you could be in any music video of your choice, what would it be? Either Buddy Holly or Weapon of Choice.
40.If a genie appeared to you and gave you three wishes, what would you ask for? An endless supply of money, world peace, and some sweet basses.
41.If you could commit any crime, and totally get away with it,what would you do? Rob a bank probably because if you do it right, it's pretty much a victimless crime and those are nice.
42. We are missing a question.
43. If you could design your own line of clothing, how would you design it? I'd just take stuff from my closet and sell it.
44.If you had the choice of the worlds best mobile phone, or a 90 minute shopping spree in your favourite store, what would you choose? Midtown Comics spree.
45.If you could get any tattoo, or any piercing of your choice without any limitations, what would you get? That stuff really isn't for me but if I got nuts, I'd get King Diamond's facepaint tattooed on my face.
46.If you were on a desert island with one person only, who would that person be? That's too hard.
47.If you were able swap lives with ANYONE, who would you swap with? Nightwing.
48.If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? I'd just stay here. Everyone seems to hate this place but it doesn't bother me at all.
49.What concert would you most like to go to? Iron Maiden, Beastie Boys, or Sex Machineguns.
50.If you could ask the following people only one question, what would it be?
a) Michael Jackson: Why don't you sell those Beatles songs back to Paul?
b) Britney Spears: Sorry?
c) President Bush: Done yet?
d) The Pope: Didn't GWAR kill you?
e) Brad Pitt: What's up?
f) Kermit the Frog: Why isn't easy being green?
g) Eminem: What happened to you?
h) Mariah Carey: Get a real career again?
i) Cameron Diaz: Did You know you're not really not that hot?
j) Jerry Seinfeld: Why was your show so pointless yet so great?
k) Homer Simpson: How many more seasons?
l) Bill Clinton: Yup
m) Marilyn Manson: For a weird guy, did you know you're pretty intelligent?
n) Sharon Osbourne: Are you aware that Iron Maiden is better that you or Ozzy could ever possibly be?
o) Mike Myers: What happened?!
p) Mr Bean: I love you.
q) Madonna: ...
r) Elvis Presely: Are you moving back into my attic?
s) Marilyn Monroe: Aren't you dead?
t) Cher: Hi?
u) Elton John: Why do kick so much ass?
v) Pamela Anderson: Should I care?
w) Anna Nicole-Smith: Dead, right?
x) Jennifer Lopez: Couldn't handle Affleck's radness powers?
y) John Edward: Can you channel a fork so I can gouge you eye out?
z) Jerry Springer: You were a mayor once...what happened?!
51.If you had the choice would you rather be Marilyn Monroe for a day, or Madonna?: Madonna I guess. She was in Dick Tracy. She's also alive.
52.If you could be any character in the Simpsons, who would you be? Radioactive Man.
53.If you could live with any celebrity, who would it be and why? I have no idea.
54:What in your opinion is the greatest song ever made? No Face. End of story.
55.If you could live under the sea, or up in the clouds, where would you choose? I'd kick it with Namor.
56.If you punch any celebrity in the face, who would it be? Bret Michaels.
57.Answer just Yes (like it) or No (dontt like it) for the following songs:
a) Dirrty-Chrstina Aguilera: No
b) St Anger-Metallica: Eh
c) American Life-Madonna: no
d) Baby One More Time-Britney Spears: nope
e) Stop-The Spice Girls: no
f) Its my Life-Bon Jovi: no
g) Mobscene-Marilyn Manson: no
h) Rock your body-Justin Timberlake: Negative
i) Sing for the moment-Eminem: no
j) Barenaked-Jennifer Love Hewitt: no
k) Gangstas Paradise-Coolio: no
l) Country Grammar-Nelly: no
m) Complicated-Avril Lavigne: no
n) Underneath your clothes-Shakira: nope
o) In da club-50 cent: nope
p) Through the Rain-Mariah Carey: no
q) My heart will go on-Celine Dion: no
r) I got you babe-Cher and Sonny: It's not too bad
s) All the thngs she said-Tatu: no
t) Jenny from the block-Jennifer Lopez: no
u) Stole-Kelly Rowland: Can't say I do.
v) Lose Yourself-Eminem: nay
w) Work it-Missy Elliot: nah
x) Billie Jean-Micheal Jackson: Why the fuck would anyone not like it?!
y) I cant get you out of my head-Kylie Minogue: no
z) I will always love you-Whitney Houston: no
58.What is the one movie you wish you could memorize word for word? Ghostbusters.
59.If you could be a model for either a)Underwear b)Lipstick c)Perfume or d)Jeans which would you choose? Lipstick.
60.Rate the following movies out of 10,and if you havent seen them just put a - (dash)
a) Charlies Angels: 5 for Bill Murray
b) The Terminator: 5
c) The Mexican: -
d) Legally Blonde: -
e) Tomb Raider: 4
f) The Exorcist: -
g) American Pie: 6
h) Oceans Eleven: Old one - 7 New one - 7
i) Harry Potter and the Scorcerers Stone: 7
j) The Brady bunch movie: 7
k) Clueless: 5
l) Scream: 5
m) Scary Movie 2: 4
n) Not Another teen movie: 5
o) Fast and the Furious: 0
p) Titanic: 6
q) Pearl Harbour: 2
r) Toy Story: 9,000,000,000,000
s) Shrek: 7
t) Crossroads: -
u) Blair witch project: -
v) Matilda: -
w) Sister Act: -
x) Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery: 5
y) X men: 7
z) Vanilla Sky: 6
a) Theres something about mary: 5
b) Meet the parents: 5
c) Zoolander: 8
d) Cruel Intentions: -
e) I know what you did last summer: 5
f) The sweetest thing: -
g) Men In Black: 6
h) Independence Day: 7
I'm probably not going to do this very much so enjoy it while it lasts.