Bochy needs to chill
Damn, dude. Bochy told the media that "we're awful right now and we know it"? He needs to chill the fuck out. It's still April last I checked, and I've still only been able to pitch the one game. I'll be back soon enough and we'll be just fine. My man thepiazzaman is gonna be bashing this year, I just know it. Me and him go waaaay back, to when I was in New York that one year. When the hell was that, anyway? Oh yeah, 2001. No, 2002. I was totally with the Giants still in 2001. Fucking Giants, I can't believe I had to play for those douchebags for seven years. They couldn't hold our jock down here in SD.
Anyway, me and thepiazzaman are buds, you know? Did you hear he said I had electric stuff? That's right, bitches. I wonder if anyone would say that about that jackass jason_schmidt any more. I can't believe he got paid $8 million last year and I only got 2 and a half. You know, I could have got more money than I got from teh Padres. I totally gave them a hometown discount, because cagey vets like me are always in demand because we know how to win games.
Anyway, me and thepiazzaman are buds, you know? Did you hear he said I had electric stuff? That's right, bitches. I wonder if anyone would say that about that jackass jason_schmidt any more. I can't believe he got paid $8 million last year and I only got 2 and a half. You know, I could have got more money than I got from teh Padres. I totally gave them a hometown discount, because cagey vets like me are always in demand because we know how to win games.