Epic Fail (Part V)
Inside Ezekiel's head, a voice stated, "The world is fucked. The reality matrix as you know it is in decay. People need you to lead, to fix everything." And he was shown the future:
"Time is running out," the voice added.
The dirty old man knew that he had to spread the truth, no matter what. It was like when he'd gotten kicked out of a Paris cafe for telling a waiter about Reptaloids:
Back in Riverview, Tiny was immersed in internets.
An odd message appeared. It read, "I accidentally your whole universe. I'm not sure if it can repaired. If there's anything you'd like to do in life, better make it happen soo..."
Tiny vanished.
In Egypt, Ezekiel Fail donned his old super villain uniform, determined to resolve the situation.
Ezekiel: Come on, we gonna save this world. We gotta build us up an army to fight the reality eating monster, or whatever it is.
Naomi: Do we have too?
Ezekiel: no world means no XBox.
Naomi: Whoa, okay!
Back at the vacation house, an unpainted train engine had appeared in the back yard. The Fails saw this as a sign. Maybe doom really was approaching.
A course of action was less sure.
Amy: Okay, so the universe's atoms are going apart, or some crazy shit. What can we actually DO about it? It's not like there's some spell to save the world.
Paul (Offscreen): You heard it guize, we find that spell what saves the world.
Amy: That is NOT what I said!
Naomi: (Offscreen): Back to the tomb!
They re-entered the evil ruins, this time with tents and food rations. For this was going to take awhile.
Paul(to skeleton): HaHa! You're dead!
TO BE CONTINUED!
"Time is running out," the voice added.
The dirty old man knew that he had to spread the truth, no matter what. It was like when he'd gotten kicked out of a Paris cafe for telling a waiter about Reptaloids:
Back in Riverview, Tiny was immersed in internets.
An odd message appeared. It read, "I accidentally your whole universe. I'm not sure if it can repaired. If there's anything you'd like to do in life, better make it happen soo..."
Tiny vanished.
In Egypt, Ezekiel Fail donned his old super villain uniform, determined to resolve the situation.
Ezekiel: Come on, we gonna save this world. We gotta build us up an army to fight the reality eating monster, or whatever it is.
Naomi: Do we have too?
Ezekiel: no world means no XBox.
Naomi: Whoa, okay!
Back at the vacation house, an unpainted train engine had appeared in the back yard. The Fails saw this as a sign. Maybe doom really was approaching.
A course of action was less sure.
Amy: Okay, so the universe's atoms are going apart, or some crazy shit. What can we actually DO about it? It's not like there's some spell to save the world.
Paul (Offscreen): You heard it guize, we find that spell what saves the world.
Amy: That is NOT what I said!
Naomi: (Offscreen): Back to the tomb!
They re-entered the evil ruins, this time with tents and food rations. For this was going to take awhile.
Paul(to skeleton): HaHa! You're dead!
TO BE CONTINUED!