Cereal, a very dangerous game...
You know all those commercials for sugary cereal marketed at Ritalin - infused children? They are all endorsed by some kind of talking wildlife. That's kinda scary, aint it? If me and a friend were skateboarding (assuming we could) or something, and some gigantic tropical toucan bird pulled some kind of impossible 360 super mega kickflip ollie thing while soliciting cereal to us, I would quite frankly be scared out of my wits. Most non-retarded small children know to never accept food from strangers; if an unfamiliar GIGANTIC FUCKING TALKING BIRD THING tried to feed them "FrootyPebbleRocks" or whatever, what would they do? Cry? Scream? Most likely. Terrorizing small children dosen't seem to be the best way to sell cereal, you know?
I wonder what PETA's position on this whole talking mutant animals harassing children to boost cereal sales thing is, anyway. They probably side in favor of the gungodly annoying bird thing.
Fucking hippie scum.
I wonder what PETA's position on this whole talking mutant animals harassing children to boost cereal sales thing is, anyway. They probably side in favor of the gungodly annoying bird thing.
Fucking hippie scum.