i dunno
I'm gonna do a Letterman here and give you my top 10 list (shortened to 5 or something)
"TOP 5 MICHAEL JACKSON JOKES!!!"
5.What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other holds your groceries.
4.If Michael Jackson was lost at sea, where would you find him?
Bobbing up and down on a bouy (it helps to be australian to understand this one, we pronounce bouy as 'boy')
3. Why does Michael Jackson shop at Wal Mart? Childrens underwear half off
2. Why does Michael Jackson keep his kid's faces covered?
They haven't finished the surgery yet?
AND MY NUMBER ONE MICHAEL JACKSON JOKE IS....
"drum roll from that faggot Paul Schaffer"
1. When is it bedtime at Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little one
That is all,
Ross
"TOP 5 MICHAEL JACKSON JOKES!!!"
5.What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other holds your groceries.
4.If Michael Jackson was lost at sea, where would you find him?
Bobbing up and down on a bouy (it helps to be australian to understand this one, we pronounce bouy as 'boy')
3. Why does Michael Jackson shop at Wal Mart? Childrens underwear half off
2. Why does Michael Jackson keep his kid's faces covered?
They haven't finished the surgery yet?
AND MY NUMBER ONE MICHAEL JACKSON JOKE IS....
"drum roll from that faggot Paul Schaffer"
1. When is it bedtime at Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little one
That is all,
Ross