Niggaz be gettin pizzaid fo bein' mizzade
As a change of events, I decided to let international Hip-Hop sensation Eye Bee Whyte take the reins...
Sup nigs an' ho's, dis bee Eye bee Whyte transmittin' from da WESTSIIIIDE to tell y'all about mah nigga Ross' Wednesday and shit.
I hauled muh ass outta da bed early (9:30am early) an' lounged around da crib fo' uh while 'bfoe deciding ta take uh shower. After I had muh ma fuckin shower, I soon discovered dat not only did muh ma fuckin Mother forget ta jet da train ticket she purchased fo' me da previous behind, I also had nahh clean or dry t-shirt. So I jet out ta da clothsline out in da backyard, an' found muh ma fuckin Her Nightmare t-shirt drying on da line so I quickly grabbed an' threw it in da dryer. About thiddy minutes later muh ma fuckin t-shirt wuz dry, so I quit worrying about dat small matter an' bummed uh ride off muh ma fuckin father ta da train station, via muh ma fuckin mudda'splace o' bidness. She hastily gave me muh ma fuckin ticket an' we's wuz on our way ag'in, I barely made da express train ta da city from muh ma fuckin local train station, but I still made it none da less.
About 30 minutes later I arrived at muh ma fuckin destination, an' took uh brisk walk ta da JB HiFi DVD swapmeet an' ganked Monday Night Wars, uh really excellent film detailing da ratings battle between WCW an' da WWE in da mid ta late 90 's. I then made muh ma fuckin way around da corner ta da normal swapmeet an' found myself some CD'sta purchase, Evergreen Terrace'slatest- Writer'sBlock (containing salad tosser, chessy but tight Hardcore Punk covers o' shitty songs) an' Embodiment 12:14'slatest EP. I then walked around da city looking fo' mo' things ta purchase, as well as ta git uh replacement lip piercing. I soon made da switch regarding da lip piercing (to uh slightly small one without da annoying ball) an' continued muh ma fuckin search fo' things ta gank. I made muh ma fuckin way over ta Metal Mayhem an' ganked uh Nile-Black Seeds Of Vengeance picture disc (I'm such uh dork) As I wuz making muh ma fuckin way back ta da train station, I made another appearance at Smoke Dreams (where I had muh ma fuckin piercing replaced) an' ganked uh Cephalic Carnage 2001 US Tour t-shirt. I soon made muh ma fuckin way back ta da train station by foot an' just missed muh ma fuckin train, boy waz dis nigga piss'd, so I had ta catch uh packed Broadmeadows train an' then da bus. I caught da bus an' da bus driver announced dat Upfield (the halfway point, an' uh place where crackers such as myself iz treated wiff contempt)dat is waz da end of da line so I got off da bus an' called muh ma fuckin mudda ta pick me up. She had uh problem wiff dat, you'd th'o't I'd asked her ta give me uh kidney, but she still picked me up, an' I then got home, ate dinner, watched Monday Night War an' got online, exciting huh?
That iz all,
Eye Bee Whyte what 'chew trippin foo'