Love is for homos

Feb 16, 2004 19:48


Fuck all you smoochie bastards who celebrated Valentines Day (I mean VALENTINES GAY!) Yes this is the lament of the swingin' bachelor, fuck it I didn't have to buy anything (to quote Agoraphobic Nosebleed: "All I'm buying a bitch is a bag of dick to choke on") Oh yeah  even got you all a belated Valentines card



Ok I've vented now. I worked today and it was gay, from 8:15am until 1:30pm it was flat out, and every tire decided to be a cotton pickin' nigger today. I know I'm still venting, but fuck it, and fuck all y'all niggas if you don't appreciate it. I also bought two CD's today: Agoraphobic Nosebleed: Honky Reduction (finally! I've been meaning to buy it for the past six muthafukkken months) and Impaled: Choice Cuts (Death Metal songs about poop-Highly Recommended) it has a killer sleeve too...

Crap I couldn't find it, I'll describe it. It features a dead baby fresh out the womb (with lots of "blood" and "intestines") and the baby is on a platter while a dude's arm is holding a hacksaw ready to decapitate the baby. Pretty sweet huh? Metal can be fun sometimes :-)

That is all, life is full of douchebags,

xROSSxCOREx
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