I just made a breakthrough in my law class assignment - a law journal article about the very topic I need to write about. I was jumping around my room, shouting "Fucking YOU-REE-KA!" like
I was in Black Hawk Down. I feel good. That made my entire day in the library worth it.
In a less exciting vein, the only thing I can think of worse than a Red Sox series win (sorry
bobdapoet, you root for the devil's team) is if the ALCS goes seven games, because that is more Tim McCarver than anybody should have to deal with. It's not just that he's condescending and boring and annoying and treats every game as if he's convinced that nobody who's watching has ever seen a game before, but often, he's wrong. Seriously,
check it out. So some guy with a guitar (along with pretty much everyone I've ever talked to) feels the same way, but he had the courage to write a song about it. (Thanks,
Deadspin!)
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If you like that, also check out his hit "
Osama Bin Laden, You Ruined My Birthday." Pretty funny for being half-awake