Tonight I am going to a Madonna night at a homoclub in town.
I dont really know what that involves.
But in my head it totally looks like this:
I even have this fantasy where she come across to Dublin for a surprise visit and stops by the homoclub and sees its Madonna night and comes in and sees me and asks me to hang out with her and be her best friend for ever and stuff.
Although I'm pretty sure it will just be heaps of Madonna songs, a couple of hairy men dress like geisha and cowgirls and a bunch of sweaty gays dressed like the Olsen twins.