Worst Question Ever - Nanoha/Negima/Savers Spamfic
Worst Question Ever
Written by Shaun Garin, Herc and Custom Magnum
All characters belongs to their originators.
It was a confrontation for the history books. Nanoha had discovered Vivio’s sexual relationship with Chika and a group of women were assembled in their home, ranging from Vivio’s teacher Asuna to Miyuki who was trying not to smirk at Nanoha’s tirade that cumulated with a certain statement.
It would be Nanoha’s worst question EVER.
“Vivio, give me a good solid reason why I can't ground you till you're thirty!”
Vivio sighed and started to count off her fingertips calmly. “One, I'm twenty-three, not ten anymore. Two, I've seen you and Fate-mama have sex before in while I was IN THE SAME BED as a child. Thirdly, I saw Miyuki and Kyouya go at it due to bad timing on my part. Four: I can make my own decisions and I love Chika. And Asuna-sensei.”
Nanoha’s mouth opened and closed like a fish on dry land as Fate chimed in with a calm, “: ... those are very good reasons... and if it weren't completely weird, I'd join in.”
“F-Fate-chan?!” yelped Nanoha in shock.
“Hehe,” giggled Chika, her blush threatening to overtake her face as Nanoha goggled at the usually shy and blushy blonde woman.
“She... has a point. Our entire family... has done the incest thing before.” Said Miyuki with a shrug of her shoulders.
“But not parents/children! I mean...” protested Nanoha.
Miyuki sighed. “Sis. Look at it this way. Everyone. In our family. Is not related by blood or is related by a generation. You, Fate and Vivio. Totally not related by blood at all. Technically it'd be weird yes, but Kyouya-kun and I are step-siblings.”
Asuna sniggered. “And I thought adopting NEGI would be weird...!”
Pressing on despite her sister’s expression that was akin to a deer hitting mach three, she added, “You honestly didn't think Kyouya didn't sleep with pretty much every pretty girl of age in the city, did you?”
Nanoha’s head sunk to her chest. “I was happyier not knowing that.”
Miyuki shrugged. “Welcome to the life you never noticed.”
Fate blinked rapidly and then ventured with a hand upraised, “... wait, she didn't know? I thought it was apparent.”
The expression Miyuki had was akin to the cat who ate the canary. “No one ever notices the ninja sneaking out of people's rooms. EVER.”
“Mou, Fate-chan?!” exclaimed Nanoha, her expression similar to Rein on a bad day. Chika had gone for popcorn by now.
“Nanoha-chan, second year of junior high. I was sleeping over and we had, well, made out the night before. I got up early and went to the bathroom and there was Miyuki-san sneaking out of Kyouya-san's room in her panties.”
By the middle of the narration, everyone was in rapt attention as Fate added with the tiniest hint of smugness, “You stumbled over a few minutes later and said "Hi Miyuki-neechan, where's the toilet paper?"
Silence. Nanoha was “…”ing as she stared at everyone.
Fate patted her lover on the back as her brain caught up to her.
Vivio was sharing Chika’s popcorn.
Miyuki rubbed her forehead. “I knew my sister was dense but this... this takes the cake...”
Written by Shaun Garin, Herc and Custom Magnum
All characters belongs to their originators.
It was a confrontation for the history books. Nanoha had discovered Vivio’s sexual relationship with Chika and a group of women were assembled in their home, ranging from Vivio’s teacher Asuna to Miyuki who was trying not to smirk at Nanoha’s tirade that cumulated with a certain statement.
It would be Nanoha’s worst question EVER.
“Vivio, give me a good solid reason why I can't ground you till you're thirty!”
Vivio sighed and started to count off her fingertips calmly. “One, I'm twenty-three, not ten anymore. Two, I've seen you and Fate-mama have sex before in while I was IN THE SAME BED as a child. Thirdly, I saw Miyuki and Kyouya go at it due to bad timing on my part. Four: I can make my own decisions and I love Chika. And Asuna-sensei.”
Nanoha’s mouth opened and closed like a fish on dry land as Fate chimed in with a calm, “: ... those are very good reasons... and if it weren't completely weird, I'd join in.”
“F-Fate-chan?!” yelped Nanoha in shock.
“Hehe,” giggled Chika, her blush threatening to overtake her face as Nanoha goggled at the usually shy and blushy blonde woman.
“She... has a point. Our entire family... has done the incest thing before.” Said Miyuki with a shrug of her shoulders.
“But not parents/children! I mean...” protested Nanoha.
Miyuki sighed. “Sis. Look at it this way. Everyone. In our family. Is not related by blood or is related by a generation. You, Fate and Vivio. Totally not related by blood at all. Technically it'd be weird yes, but Kyouya-kun and I are step-siblings.”
Asuna sniggered. “And I thought adopting NEGI would be weird...!”
Pressing on despite her sister’s expression that was akin to a deer hitting mach three, she added, “You honestly didn't think Kyouya didn't sleep with pretty much every pretty girl of age in the city, did you?”
Nanoha’s head sunk to her chest. “I was happyier not knowing that.”
Miyuki shrugged. “Welcome to the life you never noticed.”
Fate blinked rapidly and then ventured with a hand upraised, “... wait, she didn't know? I thought it was apparent.”
The expression Miyuki had was akin to the cat who ate the canary. “No one ever notices the ninja sneaking out of people's rooms. EVER.”
“Mou, Fate-chan?!” exclaimed Nanoha, her expression similar to Rein on a bad day. Chika had gone for popcorn by now.
“Nanoha-chan, second year of junior high. I was sleeping over and we had, well, made out the night before. I got up early and went to the bathroom and there was Miyuki-san sneaking out of Kyouya-san's room in her panties.”
By the middle of the narration, everyone was in rapt attention as Fate added with the tiniest hint of smugness, “You stumbled over a few minutes later and said "Hi Miyuki-neechan, where's the toilet paper?"
Silence. Nanoha was “…”ing as she stared at everyone.
Fate patted her lover on the back as her brain caught up to her.
Vivio was sharing Chika’s popcorn.
Miyuki rubbed her forehead. “I knew my sister was dense but this... this takes the cake...”