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[cutest_copilot]

There is a little robot hanging around the Cooper farm.

No. No, not that one. That is a big robot

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[copyblob]

Did someone mention very small and adorable entities?

"...Diiiiiiiiitto?"

[cutest_copilot]

"Hello! Hello!"

[copyblob]

Joyful: "To! To!"

Ditto doesn't restrict itself to mimicing physical form; if you have a habit of repeating yourself, then that's fair game as well.

"Ditto ditto!"

[cutest_copilot]

Haro flaps its ear-flaps.

Slightly confused: "Ditto? Ditto?"

[copyblob]

OMG DITTO WANTS EAR-FLAPS.

"Ditto! Ditto! Ditto! Ditto!"

It sliiiiides a little closer to the table, peering closely up at the itty-bitty round thing.

[cutest_copilot]

It tips to one side, curiously.

"Dit...to? Dit...to?"

THEY COULD DO THIS FOREVER.

[copyblob]

Then allow Ditto to add a little variation to the proceedings! Haro is made of metal, sure, but that shouldn't pose a problem; Pokemon come made of so many weird and wonderful materials, after all.

Now Ditto is a godd deal rounder and yellower, although it retains the same approximate level of adorability.

[cutest_copilot]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[copyblob]

"Ditto! Ditto!"

LOOK LOOK DITTO HAS EARFLAPS

LOOK LOOK DITTO CAN FLAP THEM

"Hello! Hello!"

FLAP FLAP FLAP

[neraiutsu]

And now there is someone at the door.

A very, very confused someone.

Haro does not normally send out incoherent distress signals.

Neil is worried and alarmed and-- WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

"...Haro?"

[cutest_copilot]

Yeah, this would be Haro FLEEING INTO ITS BEST FRIEND'S ARMS.

Somewhere between indignance and panic: "Copy! Copy!"

[copyblob]

...Ditto has the impression that it has erred somehow. But but but what did it do wrong? All it did was randomly steal another creature's physical appearance! D:

"Problem? Problem?"

[neraiutsu]

Okay, he's going to take a wild guess and surmise that the Haro clinging to his waist like a bewildered limpet is the real deal, and the other one is...

...is...

...?

[eureka_bell]

...Steve has to eat sometime. You know. Probably. That's what his stomach says, anyway, even if his brain is preoccupied with other things.

(Usually those other things are super awesome plans for super awesome inventions, but, uh, that's not exactly the case right now. You understand.)

When he steps through the door, he's faced with Neil and Haro and...

...

[cutest_copilot]

Haro extends an arm towards totally-not-Haro-it-lies-it-lies.

"Fake Haro! Fake Haro!"

[neraiutsu]

Helplessly, to Steve: "D'you have any idea what's going on?"