It's like Sleeping Beauty except the princess is a dragon
And if you can wake her up, legend has it, she'll give you half her hoard
But she looks so cute lying there, and a kiss just never works
Nor do putting your lips elsewhere. But she starts to murmur and moan if you do. The bravest might dare… go at her with their lance, shall we say. Nobody's been known to wake her yet.
Maybe you'll be the lucky one.
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