my turn
1. If you were a superhero, what would your name be?
Potential Man
2. If you could kill one person without consequence in this life or the next, famous or someone you know personally, who would it be?
I'd have to say the guy who started the whole religion/faith concept. Bastard.
3. If you could have the superpowers of any hero, whose would you take?
Professor X. I wouldn't have to do shit...ever. I could do whatever I wanted. Control other people. Kill them by merely thinking. Make them do my bidding. Sounds like a good deal to me.
4. How many seven year old kids could you beat up at the same time before you were over-matched?
A fuck ton. As long as they didn't gang up on my balls, because they would be about the right height to do so. But assuming I'd be to fast for 'em, I'd say an even fuck ton.
5. If you could make one book required reading for every high school in the world, what would it be? (don't say the bible)
It would be a tie betwixt "American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis and "Fight Club" by Chuck Palahniuk.
6. What is one song that everyone should hear before they die?
The Unaccompanied Cello Suites by Yo-Yo Ma. I got an erection whilst listening to it.
7. What kind of drunk are you, in one word?
Awesometastic
8. Which Lord of the Rings character are you most like?
Sauron. He wears that psychotic mask, looks all maniacal 'n shit, dark, disturbing and twisted, and then loses to a woman. That'd be me.
9. Describe yourself using the title of an already-existing song
Sussudio by Phil Collins. Upbeat and totally awesome, yet crappy and lame. All at the same time.
10. What movie character are you most like?
Ricky Fitts from American Beauty.
11. What famous actor would play you in a movie?
Dennis Leary, but the size of Dolph Lundgren
12. Who in this world would you be the most afraid to fight to the death?
Venus Williams.
13. If you were a baseball player, what music would play as you stepped to the plate at your home games?
"Payback" by Flaw. That song makes me want to go out and kill people. Especially a baseball. But especially people.
14. What's the first cd you ever bought?
"II" by Boyz II Men
15. Favorite toy as a kid?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures
16. Best gift you ever recieved from a signifcant other (tangible)
A box of every single Chuck Palahniuk and Bret Easton Ellis book, and "Crash" by J.G. Ballard.
17. Who's your favorite x-man/woman?
Nightcrawler.
18. Do you think you could take the person that sent this to you in a fight?
Perhaps.
19. If life is a baseball game, what's your position? (DH is acceptable)
The Peanut Vendor.
20. what's the best chick flick?
Its a tie betwixt "Love, Actually" and "Riding in Cars with Boys"
21. who's the first person you think of most often when you wake up?
Jenny
22. superman or batman?
Neither. They're both faggots as far as I'm concerned.
23. dh rule or pitchers hit?
wtf?
24. DC or Marvel comics?
Marvel
25. Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?
LOTR I guess.
26. Toy Story or Toy Story 2?
Damn close. But original
27. Thundercats or He-Man?
Neither.
28. If you were a thundercat who would you be?
The tall one.
28. Which ninja turtles movie is the best one?
The first one.
29. dark or light beer?
Light. But I haven't tasted enough dark beer to fully justify my preference.
30. light or dark force?
Dark. Force choke, force lightning, and cooler looking light sabers. I'd give chicks force orgasms. And if they didn't want them, I'd force choke them. Then I wouldn't have to force sex them, because they would already be dead. And a dead woman can't say no.
31. favorite jedi
Darth Maul. Technically a sith, but fuck you. Best...lightsaber...ever. I'd have two.
32. the last song or movie that made you cry
"Dragonheart" but the third time I had seen it. A hint to how weird my emotions are. And fuck you, it was a sad ending.
33. band that you're most ashamed of ever having liked
I'm not really ashamed, but Nickel Creek. Weird.
34. is it better to have loved and lost? (at least in your estimation, don't say "wouldn't know")
Nope. Rather be in the dark then have seen the light and then have it taken away.
35. Band you've discovered and fallen in love with the most recently
Primer 55
36. If you had to open your life history like a filing cabinet to one person, who would it be?
A board certified psychiatrist.
37. what's one thing that EVERYONE deserves?
Equality.
38. three weird things that make you happy
Smelling peoples hair, watching people sleep (I'm creepy, I know), and when people use me to cry and latch on for support.
39. someone still living that you'd like to have back in your life
The old James Baker who died along time ago.
40. one weird way you'd know that someone really loved you
Rubbing my back whilst I drift off to sleep.
41. favorite pair of shoes you've ever owned
My Reebok DMX'es with the hollywood mickey mouse shoe lace holder things, and the duct tape and super glue that hold the shoes together. I've had them since eighth grade, and those shoes have seen the best and the worst times in my life thus far.
Potential Man
2. If you could kill one person without consequence in this life or the next, famous or someone you know personally, who would it be?
I'd have to say the guy who started the whole religion/faith concept. Bastard.
3. If you could have the superpowers of any hero, whose would you take?
Professor X. I wouldn't have to do shit...ever. I could do whatever I wanted. Control other people. Kill them by merely thinking. Make them do my bidding. Sounds like a good deal to me.
4. How many seven year old kids could you beat up at the same time before you were over-matched?
A fuck ton. As long as they didn't gang up on my balls, because they would be about the right height to do so. But assuming I'd be to fast for 'em, I'd say an even fuck ton.
5. If you could make one book required reading for every high school in the world, what would it be? (don't say the bible)
It would be a tie betwixt "American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis and "Fight Club" by Chuck Palahniuk.
6. What is one song that everyone should hear before they die?
The Unaccompanied Cello Suites by Yo-Yo Ma. I got an erection whilst listening to it.
7. What kind of drunk are you, in one word?
Awesometastic
8. Which Lord of the Rings character are you most like?
Sauron. He wears that psychotic mask, looks all maniacal 'n shit, dark, disturbing and twisted, and then loses to a woman. That'd be me.
9. Describe yourself using the title of an already-existing song
Sussudio by Phil Collins. Upbeat and totally awesome, yet crappy and lame. All at the same time.
10. What movie character are you most like?
Ricky Fitts from American Beauty.
11. What famous actor would play you in a movie?
Dennis Leary, but the size of Dolph Lundgren
12. Who in this world would you be the most afraid to fight to the death?
Venus Williams.
13. If you were a baseball player, what music would play as you stepped to the plate at your home games?
"Payback" by Flaw. That song makes me want to go out and kill people. Especially a baseball. But especially people.
14. What's the first cd you ever bought?
"II" by Boyz II Men
15. Favorite toy as a kid?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures
16. Best gift you ever recieved from a signifcant other (tangible)
A box of every single Chuck Palahniuk and Bret Easton Ellis book, and "Crash" by J.G. Ballard.
17. Who's your favorite x-man/woman?
Nightcrawler.
18. Do you think you could take the person that sent this to you in a fight?
Perhaps.
19. If life is a baseball game, what's your position? (DH is acceptable)
The Peanut Vendor.
20. what's the best chick flick?
Its a tie betwixt "Love, Actually" and "Riding in Cars with Boys"
21. who's the first person you think of most often when you wake up?
Jenny
22. superman or batman?
Neither. They're both faggots as far as I'm concerned.
23. dh rule or pitchers hit?
wtf?
24. DC or Marvel comics?
Marvel
25. Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?
LOTR I guess.
26. Toy Story or Toy Story 2?
Damn close. But original
27. Thundercats or He-Man?
Neither.
28. If you were a thundercat who would you be?
The tall one.
28. Which ninja turtles movie is the best one?
The first one.
29. dark or light beer?
Light. But I haven't tasted enough dark beer to fully justify my preference.
30. light or dark force?
Dark. Force choke, force lightning, and cooler looking light sabers. I'd give chicks force orgasms. And if they didn't want them, I'd force choke them. Then I wouldn't have to force sex them, because they would already be dead. And a dead woman can't say no.
31. favorite jedi
Darth Maul. Technically a sith, but fuck you. Best...lightsaber...ever. I'd have two.
32. the last song or movie that made you cry
"Dragonheart" but the third time I had seen it. A hint to how weird my emotions are. And fuck you, it was a sad ending.
33. band that you're most ashamed of ever having liked
I'm not really ashamed, but Nickel Creek. Weird.
34. is it better to have loved and lost? (at least in your estimation, don't say "wouldn't know")
Nope. Rather be in the dark then have seen the light and then have it taken away.
35. Band you've discovered and fallen in love with the most recently
Primer 55
36. If you had to open your life history like a filing cabinet to one person, who would it be?
A board certified psychiatrist.
37. what's one thing that EVERYONE deserves?
Equality.
38. three weird things that make you happy
Smelling peoples hair, watching people sleep (I'm creepy, I know), and when people use me to cry and latch on for support.
39. someone still living that you'd like to have back in your life
The old James Baker who died along time ago.
40. one weird way you'd know that someone really loved you
Rubbing my back whilst I drift off to sleep.
41. favorite pair of shoes you've ever owned
My Reebok DMX'es with the hollywood mickey mouse shoe lace holder things, and the duct tape and super glue that hold the shoes together. I've had them since eighth grade, and those shoes have seen the best and the worst times in my life thus far.