"Use contraceptives, not a knitting needle or the douche bag, to hold down population."
L. Ron Hubbard said that wonderful quote in his book, Dianetics. Mr. Hubbard...you win the award. Its most definitely an interesting read, I'll say that much. The window washer guy was at Steak 'n Shake yesterday morning. It always brightens my day and makes me happy when the guy washes the windows. He's so fluid and graceful, sweet crap am I weird.