Sep 18, 2006 21:48
OH MY GOSH THIS EPISODE IS SO MUCH LOVE ♥♥♥
First of Yabu and Hikaru weren't there...for whatever reason...so there was only Shoon and Taiyou...they had like those card figures of Yabu and Hikaru standing behind them. XD
Then OH MY GOSH...apparently Shoon's nickname at school is KOON-KUN. And that smile after when the guest said his nickname...OH MY GOSH. ♥♥♥ SHOON YOU ARE SO FREAKIN' ADORABLE.
Why are all Japanese kindergarten kids so freakin' cute and hilarious??? I mean...I already cracked up so much watching Gakibara...but now Ya3 has little kids on it as well...and they're just like ♥.
So basically, they have this new segment where they ask questions, trying to figure out answers...according to little kids who goes to kindergarten. They're absolutely adorable. When Hikaru and Shoon were calling out names, like attendance...they also asked them a few questions. So there's this little guy...called Eiki-kun...Hikaru asked him "What's your favourite type of girl?"...he answered "Beautiful/pretty girls." with like this...really really happily idiotic grin. Then the little girl (Ayumi-chan) beside him was like "That's the type of guys like." LOL.
There's more to this little guy...but uh...I'll go in chronological order. =P
One of the boys are kinda...well...to put it bluntly - fat. They were talking about if they speak English...so the little guy said he could speak a bit. An example? Beef. ...ROFL. Suits him well? XD
The first theme/question was: Which is greater/more eminent? Females or males? The first answer was okay...but then comes Eiki-kun. He answered females. So...why do you think females are greater? "Because they have breasts." 'aslfjkhk THE HELL? Ayumi-chan fell off her chair. Hikaru: "Then why does having breasts making them greater?" Eiki-kun: "It's because I like breasts." Ero grin. a;sljdfkgk WHAT HAVE YOUR PARENTS BEEN TEACHING YOU??? Ayumi-chan fell off her chair again. "So what does everyone think about females being greater because they have breasts?" The little fat guy: "Guys have breasts too." ROFL.
"So who do you think is the greatest among females?" Honami-chan said her mother...which makes sense...then the little fat guy was "Oh I know! The greatest female is pretty oneesan!" alskf;lsj;j GOD DO GUYS THINK ABOUT THESE KIND OF THINGS DURING KINDERGARTEN??? At least four little kids, including Ayumi-chan, fell off their chairs hearing that.
The next theme/question: "Why is Koda Kumi popular?"
Ayumi-chan's answer: "Because her voice is too erotic." O.O Then she started singing "Koi no Tsubomi" to prove it, imitating Koda Kumi. ROFL.
Eiki-kun's answer: "Because her breasts are big!" Ero grin. O.O Mecha ureshii...for whatever reason.
Ayumi-chan's response to Eiki-kun's answer: "Hoshino Aki-san's breasts ne are bigger than Koda Kumi's." OH MY GOSH. I really don't need to hear little kindergarteners talking about breast sizes. Honestly.
Mahiro-chan's answer: "Because she's pretty. And she sings well." Finally a normal answer. Then Hikaru and Shoon asked if she could sing Koda Kumi's songs...Mahiro-chan said yes...so they told her to sing. So she started singing Cutie Honey...then Ayumi-chan joined her when she started singing "Honey~"...and then she was like "Mahiro-chan! Mahiro-chan! Do you know this song?" And she starts singing Koi no Tsubomi again. God they're cute.
Conclusion: (They play Ayumi-chan's imitation of Koi no Tsubomi) Koda Kumi is popular because her voice is too erotic. ROFL.
Third theme/question: "What is love?"
The little fat boy said he had experienced kissing at 4 years old. O.O In a forest. O.O
Hikaru was just then like, "Ririka-chan told me that she has someone she likes in the room." So obviously, Hikaru asked her...and she was like all shy, covering her mouth and whispered, "Mahiro-chan." Then Shoon was like "Mahiro-chan said she has someone she likes too!" Mahiro-chan goes up to Shoon and whispers "Ririka-chan." They were all "EHH?" "Just what kind of relationship do you two have?" OH MY GOSH...Ririka-chan smiles/laughs so cutely. She like covers her mouth with both her hands...and before Mahiro-chan said she liked her...she literally like buried her face into her hands because she was so embarrrassed. God, why are kids so adorable?
Then Eiki-kun. "Do you have someone you like?" Eiki-kun answers "Breasts!"
Conclusion: Anyhow...boys like breasts.
OH GOD...and that lobster Yabu got to eat during The Teppan segment. It looks so freakin' good. Poor Taiyou laughed...so he couldn't eat. Man...that lobster is expensive! $68 Canadian!! For one whole lobster...that's uh...I'm bad at estimating...but not the biggest lobster around. Slightly bigger than a normal-sized one? I don't know. Still. LOBSTER. DELICIOUS. Gah.
If JE wants to make money...they should release a Daibouken DVD. I WANT TO WATCH IT. I miss Live Stage. T.T
SHOON, I LOVE YOU ♥♥♥
Sorry, just had to finish the entry with that.