Funny thing happened on the way to the toilet today
Well, in the toilet.
I was at the cinema today; went straight after school and saw 'Hero'. Before entering the screen in which the film was playing, however, I needed to relieve my bladder. So I did.
Now, I go to this cinema quite often, and have been in it's bathroom countless times, but only noticed on this particular trip that each of the urinals has, displayed beneath it, a single grey tile with a kind of mock walk-of-fame star etched upon its surface. I could only make out a 'Morgan Freeman' tile, and a 'Danny Devito' one, as the inscriptions on all the rest within my vision (I wasn't about to walk two meters so I could look at some more) has eroded away due to being relentlessly pissed upon.
Standing in that toilet, looking at those faded tiles, I thought to myself 'Will I ever get a better excuse than this to update my three-and-a-half month dormant livejournal?' and concluded thus: 'no'.
So hello again.
I was at the cinema today; went straight after school and saw 'Hero'. Before entering the screen in which the film was playing, however, I needed to relieve my bladder. So I did.
Now, I go to this cinema quite often, and have been in it's bathroom countless times, but only noticed on this particular trip that each of the urinals has, displayed beneath it, a single grey tile with a kind of mock walk-of-fame star etched upon its surface. I could only make out a 'Morgan Freeman' tile, and a 'Danny Devito' one, as the inscriptions on all the rest within my vision (I wasn't about to walk two meters so I could look at some more) has eroded away due to being relentlessly pissed upon.
Standing in that toilet, looking at those faded tiles, I thought to myself 'Will I ever get a better excuse than this to update my three-and-a-half month dormant livejournal?' and concluded thus: 'no'.
So hello again.