How do you lose a Christmas Tree?
Well, the Christmas tree is well and truly lost. All I can figure is that we threw it out for some asinine reason. I'm off to get a new one, as soon as I find the car keys, which happen to also be lost at the moment. I hate looking for car keys. It's like playing a hidden picture game with a whole house, and no hints. Oh and the clock is just tick tick ticking away. Then you start asking yourself stupid questions, like if I were my keys where would I have been put? As if you can even answer that. If you had the answer, you'd have your keys.