I'm GOing to Bust Your Ass...
Well, it looks like I'm long oversue for an update... Eh? eh? Okay. Let's start back at last Saturday.
Saturday:
I don't remember ANYTHING before the part where Cory slept over, so I'll start there. If you were with me then, slap me and fill me in. But back to Cory. I like broke his neck trying to force him to watch something. I COULD HAVE CRIPPLED HIM, HOLY COW. So blah blah, we ate, and stayed up til' one talking until my loud breathing lulled everyone to sleep.
Sunday:
Wow, Cory is such a drugged slut with a hangover in the morning. You need to see this to believe it. "Cory, we're going on the walk, wake up, you gotta walk the dog."
"Shut up, slut." Whoa. "Okay..." So we walk and the Emily's call to see if we want to do something. Cory = REOW. He called me an asshole, and like sicked his father onto me, who invariably pounced on me for crippling: "RYAN! THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS LET HIM INTERRUPT YOUR PHONE CALL WITH HIS PIANO RUDELY ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU NEARLY KILLED HIM!" I was so pissed off. Cory didn't want to see his girlfriend on his anniversary? RRRRRR. Goose fraaabaa.... But we're cool now so whatev. SO I go bowling with the Emily's. So fun! We go to the restaurant, and this woman is either high on speed or really drunk because she was like, "HEY! YOUR SHAKES ALMOST HERE! ARE YOU EXCITED ARE YOU ARE YOU?" Reow. We played along. The strawberry sliver was like "Hey guys!" and it just stood there, so I ate it. So we bowled, took pictures of the Old Bartender Lady who most likely smoked, pillaged a bum's living quarters, and wrote our names with water bottles...and cotemplated stealing the shoes, and made sock puppets. Wow. I lose my memory after that.
Monday:
Okay, Read from before, I am NOT going into that. 'Nuff said. After we celebrated my brother's birthday! HURRAH! The best part was seeing my cousin Hannah. She's almost two. Aw.
Tuesday-Thursday: Nothing! 'Cept on Wed. I helped Ashley with her number which rocks. Her outfit is so sexy. Then Dinner at Aitchisons...
FRIDAY:
Weekend! I went to Nicolum's with Rachel, and the Emily's, and me and Friedman had fun with our sexy accent. We have "wild sex" under the bridge, and cried at my old house, 'Cept not. Then we cooked our own pizza, and went to Cory's show. OHHHHH. The Chad is so "hot." Only not. Sorry Arielle, but you dis my crushes, and I dis your's. Oops. I don't think he's very attractive at all. Haha, Emily F. fainted everytime he walked by, and we figured out the best way to spell sex: C-H-A-D! And then the drama started! Hooray! Arielle got all dramatic and punch F, and said she never wanted to see us again...Ouch. So we swigged Cider and shrugged it off and went to BR's! Whoo! So fun!
Saturday:
So it's Saturday and I'm really bored, so I call Adrienne up and we plan park trip! Or they invite me on their's rather. We made a picnic lunch, and killed our legs riding our bikes. Mr. Pryor, Sarah Weinstien, Josh Androwsky, Jessica Phillips and prolly many more spooted us. Fun! We had fun, Talking about Jessica and A.....shley? and we get to the HUMONGOUS CLIFF next to the BIG RIVER, in THE HUGE RAINFOREST. so Lindsey like, magically scales it instantly, and I do with trouble. So Adrienne like spazzes,a dn I try to grab her hand, and she sprawls over this HUMONGOUS CLIFF! so I grab her hand and attempt to pull her up, Lindsey's laughing at us and gabbing on the phone, and I slip all the way down the HUMONGOUS CLIFF. I'm freaking out and I'm about to be thrown off the LARGE LEDGE into the BIG RIVER, so I dig my hands into the side of the GINORMOUS CLIFF, and I like kill them, but I escape and don't drown in the BIG RIVER. So we go to the pond, and there's this GIANT DUCK and it ravenously eats our faces! Not, it ran away when I took a picture. XD. So we go to Whit's blah blah blah, then to Adrienne's, blah blah blah, and then MY BIKE GOT JACKED! I harassed Lindsey and stole it back! Then she called me the wind and ignored me.
Then I went to the Murder Mystery party as Tommy Tucker, Milk Man, and Stripper Extraordinaire. God that party was great, I won, and formed fun little. Haha, the guy acting as the Police Man threatened to "Bust our Asses," and he gave us a really hard time, in every sense. And I ended up being the murderer! Then we broke off and all began talking and I felt really included and I had such an amazing time. VANESSA, I love you! Thus ended one of the greates days EVA!
Sunday:
I just hung out and babysat my cousin Hannah, who is such an awesome child. Then dinner at Island's and finally home, dragging my sore legs to sleep, sore from not biking for like 6 years then going like all uphill. Haha. Adrienne I love you.
Thus ends my mini novelette. Those of you who read all that can get a quarter from me. Whoo. Wow.. I really need more time rather than to spend my life at a computer, huh?
-Me.
P.S. Check the PREVIOUS ENTRY and tell me what's you think of my picture!
Saturday:
I don't remember ANYTHING before the part where Cory slept over, so I'll start there. If you were with me then, slap me and fill me in. But back to Cory. I like broke his neck trying to force him to watch something. I COULD HAVE CRIPPLED HIM, HOLY COW. So blah blah, we ate, and stayed up til' one talking until my loud breathing lulled everyone to sleep.
Sunday:
Wow, Cory is such a drugged slut with a hangover in the morning. You need to see this to believe it. "Cory, we're going on the walk, wake up, you gotta walk the dog."
"Shut up, slut." Whoa. "Okay..." So we walk and the Emily's call to see if we want to do something. Cory = REOW. He called me an asshole, and like sicked his father onto me, who invariably pounced on me for crippling: "RYAN! THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS LET HIM INTERRUPT YOUR PHONE CALL WITH HIS PIANO RUDELY ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU NEARLY KILLED HIM!" I was so pissed off. Cory didn't want to see his girlfriend on his anniversary? RRRRRR. Goose fraaabaa.... But we're cool now so whatev. SO I go bowling with the Emily's. So fun! We go to the restaurant, and this woman is either high on speed or really drunk because she was like, "HEY! YOUR SHAKES ALMOST HERE! ARE YOU EXCITED ARE YOU ARE YOU?" Reow. We played along. The strawberry sliver was like "Hey guys!" and it just stood there, so I ate it. So we bowled, took pictures of the Old Bartender Lady who most likely smoked, pillaged a bum's living quarters, and wrote our names with water bottles...and cotemplated stealing the shoes, and made sock puppets. Wow. I lose my memory after that.
Monday:
Okay, Read from before, I am NOT going into that. 'Nuff said. After we celebrated my brother's birthday! HURRAH! The best part was seeing my cousin Hannah. She's almost two. Aw.
Tuesday-Thursday: Nothing! 'Cept on Wed. I helped Ashley with her number which rocks. Her outfit is so sexy. Then Dinner at Aitchisons...
FRIDAY:
Weekend! I went to Nicolum's with Rachel, and the Emily's, and me and Friedman had fun with our sexy accent. We have "wild sex" under the bridge, and cried at my old house, 'Cept not. Then we cooked our own pizza, and went to Cory's show. OHHHHH. The Chad is so "hot." Only not. Sorry Arielle, but you dis my crushes, and I dis your's. Oops. I don't think he's very attractive at all. Haha, Emily F. fainted everytime he walked by, and we figured out the best way to spell sex: C-H-A-D! And then the drama started! Hooray! Arielle got all dramatic and punch F, and said she never wanted to see us again...Ouch. So we swigged Cider and shrugged it off and went to BR's! Whoo! So fun!
Saturday:
So it's Saturday and I'm really bored, so I call Adrienne up and we plan park trip! Or they invite me on their's rather. We made a picnic lunch, and killed our legs riding our bikes. Mr. Pryor, Sarah Weinstien, Josh Androwsky, Jessica Phillips and prolly many more spooted us. Fun! We had fun, Talking about Jessica and A.....shley? and we get to the HUMONGOUS CLIFF next to the BIG RIVER, in THE HUGE RAINFOREST. so Lindsey like, magically scales it instantly, and I do with trouble. So Adrienne like spazzes,a dn I try to grab her hand, and she sprawls over this HUMONGOUS CLIFF! so I grab her hand and attempt to pull her up, Lindsey's laughing at us and gabbing on the phone, and I slip all the way down the HUMONGOUS CLIFF. I'm freaking out and I'm about to be thrown off the LARGE LEDGE into the BIG RIVER, so I dig my hands into the side of the GINORMOUS CLIFF, and I like kill them, but I escape and don't drown in the BIG RIVER. So we go to the pond, and there's this GIANT DUCK and it ravenously eats our faces! Not, it ran away when I took a picture. XD. So we go to Whit's blah blah blah, then to Adrienne's, blah blah blah, and then MY BIKE GOT JACKED! I harassed Lindsey and stole it back! Then she called me the wind and ignored me.
Then I went to the Murder Mystery party as Tommy Tucker, Milk Man, and Stripper Extraordinaire. God that party was great, I won, and formed fun little. Haha, the guy acting as the Police Man threatened to "Bust our Asses," and he gave us a really hard time, in every sense. And I ended up being the murderer! Then we broke off and all began talking and I felt really included and I had such an amazing time. VANESSA, I love you! Thus ended one of the greates days EVA!
Sunday:
I just hung out and babysat my cousin Hannah, who is such an awesome child. Then dinner at Island's and finally home, dragging my sore legs to sleep, sore from not biking for like 6 years then going like all uphill. Haha. Adrienne I love you.
Thus ends my mini novelette. Those of you who read all that can get a quarter from me. Whoo. Wow.. I really need more time rather than to spend my life at a computer, huh?
-Me.
P.S. Check the PREVIOUS ENTRY and tell me what's you think of my picture!