Cribbed from many (most lately
elissa_carey:
Sharrainchains in Control Ought DeleteIn this compelling travesty,
Sharrainchains (Gwyneth Paltrow) is an elite FBI agent with a three movie deal. She promises to protect
Ivorydamsel (Salma Hayek) before the seemingly innocent
mizbuffy (Halle Berry) gets to her. With guns blazing, she sneaks into Mizbuffy's submarine, twenty-two days too late. This picture tells a thousand words. Most of them are interjections.
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