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[sharpshinyclaws]

I'm posting this because I have a paranoia that if I don't update once every ten thousand days, they will shut off my account, I'll lose my saved entries, and I won't be able to waste all my breakfast time reading about you. Then I would draw a warm bath, light some candles, turn up Rent on the stereo, then toss the stereo in the bath with me. I would die in electrical ecstasy, carried to death's door to the love song of a generation.

Wondering what I'm talking about?
http://www.bridgetcallahan.blogspot.com

Or read me on LJ
http://syndicated.livejournal.com/bridgetcallahan/profile

Or just stop being friends with me.

You know, whatever.