You CRAZY BITCH!!!!!
Ok, pardon my french but, BUT WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING...FUCKED UP!?!?!?!
Vicky Willing followed us around the entire period telling us about her "magic". Usually I'd be like whatever some people practice witchcraft. But she believes she is a 350 year old reincarnated fairy and walks around cursing people. Like my cousin Jack for instance. Then she called him a stupid mortal... Its oh so wrong. I have to relax my brain. Its beginning to throb...
And for confirmation Josh is awesome!!!
But anyways I haven't the slightest idea why people are so eager to see me with a boyfriend. My mom, my aunt, my grandma, they're all trying to get me attached!!! I just don't see the point. I mean why is my being connected such an important thing. I'm perfectly happy being single. I know they found it necessary to have sex and pump out kids as soon as possible, but I am not a baby breeding machine!!!
I have awesome friends, so that's all I need right? And I'm not going to date someone just to have someone. (Believe me. If you saw some of the offers... lets just say, RUN!!!!) Like Josh for instance (not the Josh who is awesome as stated above) but the creepy stalker one that calls me 5 times a day and has my entire schedule memorized. He was a close friend for a while but he always grabs me and shit when we're around each other. Thank god he graduated last year, otherwise there would have been an unfortunate accident between his srotum and my knee. Yes...a very unfortunate "collision". I said I wasn't interested, SO BACK THE HELL AWAY BITCH!!!!
You can be yourself without feeling stupid or self conscious about anything. Unlike with a guy, not that I ever really cared much. You either like me or you don't. I guess part of that is my fault though... Hee hee... I always seem to scare them away ;) So I'm not your average teenage girl and am a little wierd. Deal with it. Besides, most men just wouldn't be able to handle my strong um... sexual tendencies... Haha...
*Coughs loudly* Heh heh. I've got my Spanish speaking exam in two periods, i'm craving chocolate, and I can't get "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails out of my stupid throbbing head...
Hey that reminds me... I'm making a mix cd of all high-sexual-tension songs... So basically I need you guys to give me some songs that turn you on (like "Closer" which makes me so incredibly excited). You'd be surprised at how many people can't think of any. I don't know about you, but I've always wanted to do it to that song and some other crazy sexy sheeiiit like that...
megan
P.S. I'm not easy, I'm just more open about talking about my sexual desires than most people ;)
Vicky Willing followed us around the entire period telling us about her "magic". Usually I'd be like whatever some people practice witchcraft. But she believes she is a 350 year old reincarnated fairy and walks around cursing people. Like my cousin Jack for instance. Then she called him a stupid mortal... Its oh so wrong. I have to relax my brain. Its beginning to throb...
And for confirmation Josh is awesome!!!
But anyways I haven't the slightest idea why people are so eager to see me with a boyfriend. My mom, my aunt, my grandma, they're all trying to get me attached!!! I just don't see the point. I mean why is my being connected such an important thing. I'm perfectly happy being single. I know they found it necessary to have sex and pump out kids as soon as possible, but I am not a baby breeding machine!!!
I have awesome friends, so that's all I need right? And I'm not going to date someone just to have someone. (Believe me. If you saw some of the offers... lets just say, RUN!!!!) Like Josh for instance (not the Josh who is awesome as stated above) but the creepy stalker one that calls me 5 times a day and has my entire schedule memorized. He was a close friend for a while but he always grabs me and shit when we're around each other. Thank god he graduated last year, otherwise there would have been an unfortunate accident between his srotum and my knee. Yes...a very unfortunate "collision". I said I wasn't interested, SO BACK THE HELL AWAY BITCH!!!!
You can be yourself without feeling stupid or self conscious about anything. Unlike with a guy, not that I ever really cared much. You either like me or you don't. I guess part of that is my fault though... Hee hee... I always seem to scare them away ;) So I'm not your average teenage girl and am a little wierd. Deal with it. Besides, most men just wouldn't be able to handle my strong um... sexual tendencies... Haha...
*Coughs loudly* Heh heh. I've got my Spanish speaking exam in two periods, i'm craving chocolate, and I can't get "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails out of my stupid throbbing head...
Hey that reminds me... I'm making a mix cd of all high-sexual-tension songs... So basically I need you guys to give me some songs that turn you on (like "Closer" which makes me so incredibly excited). You'd be surprised at how many people can't think of any. I don't know about you, but I've always wanted to do it to that song and some other crazy sexy sheeiiit like that...
megan
P.S. I'm not easy, I'm just more open about talking about my sexual desires than most people ;)