Another meme!

[sharpestscalpel]

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

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[introductory]

The one where Kirk and Charles discuss pick-up techniques.

[sharpestscalpel]

Kirk's got no idea how he did it, but this little guy, this short man has managed to drink Kirk under the table. Proverbially. Not literally. Neither of them are in actual point of fact under the table. That's probably because they are draped over the top of the table and, oh, oh, oh, Bones is going to kill Kirk in the morning. If that guy with all the teeth doesn't do it first.

"No, no," says the short man with the floppy hair and weird accent - not that accents are weird because Kirk is a man of the galaxy and he knows there are lots of ways to pronounce Standard, just look at his own crew, his amazing beautiful wonderful crew - "you have to have a hook. I use mutation - everyone has a mutation of some kind, after all." He's way more serious about the topic than Kirk can wrap his head around after all the blue stuff they've had to drink between them. But the serious business scientist act is cute. Kirk's always liked 'em brainy.

He's probably going to end up under the table after all.

[introductory]

HIGH-PITCHED NOISES OF GLEE

[sharpestscalpel]

SPOILER ALERT: Kirk and Charles GET IT ON. Kirk remains confused as to how this is his life. HE HAS NO OBJECTIONS.

[introductory]

CLEARLY THIS IS WHAT I HAD IN MIND FROM THE BEGINNING

And the next morning their respective keepers show up to retrieve them, and Erik shakes his head and is like, really, this guy, and Bones is just glad that Charles doesn't have space crabs like the last guy.

[sharpestscalpel]

Erik and Bones trade contact info because, just, really. They go out, get a drink, commiserate.

Charles and Kirk are surprised when they walk in on THAT hot action the next night.

[professor]

And then FOURSOME, yes?