Sometimes people say crazy things to me
Alright, here's the story:
A new girl is moving into the house. She, very understandably, has brought her family and a friend (?) to help her with the move. You have been hiding in your room all morning because you're a creepy recluse. However, even you get hungry. This necessitates a trip into the kitchen for the rest of the leftover curry. (Fuck do I ever love curry) ANYWAYS. While you are in the kitchen performing curry related duties new girl comes in to ask about food/kitchen related things and how long you have lived here in the house. You answer her questions and continue with your business. A few minutes later, the friend comes in to help put away groceries and Holey Moley this girl likes to talk.
Chatty girl: How long have you lived here?
A while
A few years
Too long
>> too long
Don't be a DICK.
A while
A few years
Too long
>> A few years
Chatty Girl: Oh, wow. Do you go to Cal Poly or something?
No.
Yeah, I guess
I've already graduated.
>> I've already graduated
Chatty Girl: Cool! What do you want to be?
(aside: okay, first, WHO EVEN SAYS THAT? Second: Bleeeeeehhhhhh.)
A super hero.
A ballerina/rocketscientist/supermodel
A Ninja Samurai (No kidding guys, when I was a young sprout this is what I wanted to be)
I have No Idea
>> A Ninja Samurai
Nice Try Smart-Ass.
A super hero.
A ballerina/rocketscientist/supermodel
A Ninja Samurai
I have No Idea
>> I have No Idea.
Chatty Girl: Well, You'll figure it out eventually!
Yeah, I guess
Life
*Grumbly Noises*
All of the above
>> All of the above
You continue waiting for your curry to be done in the microwave while bobbing vaguely about by the stove.
... ... ...
Chatty Girl: Are you an Artist?!
{Aside: WHAT? What? Why would you say that to someone? I'm wearing torn jeans and a black t-shirt. I'm not covered in paint splatters or any other form of artistic medium. I don't even know. I think what offends upset me most about this is the fact that she judged me based solely on my appearance. I know people do that, it's human nature but.... GUUUHHHHHH.}
You wonder what gave her that impression. How will you respond to this?
Are you a wizard?
... ...
UM. No.
I am not. I'm technically a scientist.
>> Are you a wizard?
Quit being an asshole.
Are you a wizard?
... ...
UM. No.
I am not. I'm technically a scientist.
>> I am not. I'm technically a scientist.
Chatty Girl: OH COOL. My sister wants to go into science! What High School did you go to?
You wonder what that has to do with anything. How will you respond?
What does that have to do with anyting?
A small rural school down south.
Holtville High. It's down by Mexicali.
>> Holtville High. It's down by Mexicali.
She doesn't know where that is.
You wonder why the hell she even asked. Explain?
Yeah, whatever.
It'll get me out of here faster.
NO.
>> It'll get me out of here faster.
You explained where it was.
Your curry is done heating. Leave?
Yes.
YES.
HELLS YES.
All of the above.
>> All of the above.
YOU GUYYYYSSSSSS Who are these people and why do they all want to talk to me?
Also: this was my face when she said "Are you an artist? 8)"
I don't even know so here's a picture of......
A cat in a shower
And a Baby Seal:
ALSO: I found a Boat-Load of MoeMori Icons and a Ranmaru one too:
A new girl is moving into the house. She, very understandably, has brought her family and a friend (?) to help her with the move. You have been hiding in your room all morning because you're a creepy recluse. However, even you get hungry. This necessitates a trip into the kitchen for the rest of the leftover curry. (Fuck do I ever love curry) ANYWAYS. While you are in the kitchen performing curry related duties new girl comes in to ask about food/kitchen related things and how long you have lived here in the house. You answer her questions and continue with your business. A few minutes later, the friend comes in to help put away groceries and Holey Moley this girl likes to talk.
Chatty girl: How long have you lived here?
A while
A few years
Too long
>> too long
Don't be a DICK.
A while
A few years
Too long
>> A few years
Chatty Girl: Oh, wow. Do you go to Cal Poly or something?
No.
Yeah, I guess
I've already graduated.
>> I've already graduated
Chatty Girl: Cool! What do you want to be?
(aside: okay, first, WHO EVEN SAYS THAT? Second: Bleeeeeehhhhhh.)
A super hero.
A ballerina/rocketscientist/supermodel
A Ninja Samurai (No kidding guys, when I was a young sprout this is what I wanted to be)
I have No Idea
>> A Ninja Samurai
Nice Try Smart-Ass.
A super hero.
A ballerina/rocketscientist/supermodel
A Ninja Samurai
I have No Idea
>> I have No Idea.
Chatty Girl: Well, You'll figure it out eventually!
Yeah, I guess
Life
*Grumbly Noises*
All of the above
>> All of the above
You continue waiting for your curry to be done in the microwave while bobbing vaguely about by the stove.
... ... ...
Chatty Girl: Are you an Artist?!
{Aside: WHAT? What? Why would you say that to someone? I'm wearing torn jeans and a black t-shirt. I'm not covered in paint splatters or any other form of artistic medium. I don't even know. I think what offends upset me most about this is the fact that she judged me based solely on my appearance. I know people do that, it's human nature but.... GUUUHHHHHH.}
You wonder what gave her that impression. How will you respond to this?
Are you a wizard?
... ...
UM. No.
I am not. I'm technically a scientist.
>> Are you a wizard?
Quit being an asshole.
Are you a wizard?
... ...
UM. No.
I am not. I'm technically a scientist.
>> I am not. I'm technically a scientist.
Chatty Girl: OH COOL. My sister wants to go into science! What High School did you go to?
You wonder what that has to do with anything. How will you respond?
What does that have to do with anyting?
A small rural school down south.
Holtville High. It's down by Mexicali.
>> Holtville High. It's down by Mexicali.
She doesn't know where that is.
You wonder why the hell she even asked. Explain?
Yeah, whatever.
It'll get me out of here faster.
NO.
>> It'll get me out of here faster.
You explained where it was.
Your curry is done heating. Leave?
Yes.
YES.
HELLS YES.
All of the above.
>> All of the above.
YOU GUYYYYSSSSSS Who are these people and why do they all want to talk to me?
Also: this was my face when she said "Are you an artist? 8)"
I don't even know so here's a picture of......
A cat in a shower
And a Baby Seal:
ALSO: I found a Boat-Load of MoeMori Icons and a Ranmaru one too: