I told you I'm Jewish!

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I'm a Jewish Babe who likes bondage AND masturbates at work hawt.

For all you with time on your hands, find the first letter in your first name:

A-Emo B-Lesbian C-Pretty D-Jewish E-Christian F-Retarded G-Boyish H-Preppy I-Girly J-Gothic K-Beautiful L-Popular M-Slutty N-Gangster O-Hot P-Gay Q-Punky R-Hot S-Sexy T-Gorgous U-Ugly V-Wonderful W-Geeky X-Bitchy Y-Under-appreciated Z-Over-appreciated

Now the second letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-Slut B-Boy C-Bitch D-Obsesser E-Babe F-Retard G-Queen H-Jew I-Girl J-Goth K-Nerd L-Motherfucker M-Beauty queen N-Geek O-Whore P-Punk Q-Crackwhore R-Alcoholic S-Butthole T-Fucker U-Prince (ess) V-Jackass W-Sex Machine X-Scaredy-cat Y-Coward Z-Chocoholic

Now What Color Is the Top You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
Blue- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Purple- Who Will Rock Your World
Black- Who Likes Bondage
White - Who Masturbates At Work

who are you?