[1] - [Voice]

[sharpememory]

[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course

Comments

Filter, guess who wears fingerless gloves?

[general_chang]

You are a fool.

Filter. Oh, Chang. <333

[sharpememory]

I'm so hurt. Maybe we should meet up to discuss that.

Filter

[general_chang]

That will not change your idiocy. I am Chang. I am an inmate on this interdimensional barge, as are you. If you do not recall dying, then you have furthered your dishonour in life with a dishonourable death as you slumbered. If you doubt my words, go to deck. There is no sea.

Filter

[sharpememory]

Okay, someone might have been hitting something a little hard. You should go to a doctor, seriously. You've probably been worked by someone with a pretty warped sense of humor.

Re: Filter

[general_chang]

Go to the deck, now, fool, before you further humiliate yourself. [This is said with utter politeness despite the 'before I gut you' undercurrent.] Others would not be as kind as I.

Filter

[sharpememory]

Yeah, I've heard about the amazing view. And seriously, since when did not wearing gloves make peopole stupid? The sky doesn't look like that. The staff paid a memory worker to enrich your cruise experience. Obviously.

Filter

[general_chang]

[Gloves. Whatever.] My memories have not been altered today. [Other days, yes, today, no.] Perhaps you will believe me when I throw you over the side? It's no illusion!

Filter

[sharpememory]

Right, okay. Look, crazy guy, that's great. You should go talk to a doctor about this stuff, get it off your chest.

Re: Filter

[general_chang]

You are a fool. [Disconnects.]