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May 12, 2011 20:59

So, Prefect finally got me my powers back. It's been pretty great. I totally convinced some girl in the dining hall line that she needed to give me the last muffin because of some childhood trauma. You know, the usual. [Barron laughs.] Amazing stuff. Of course, that counts as using my powers responsibly, right? Because getting that muffin was ( Read more... )

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gotgreenmagic May 12 2011, 11:33:44 UTC
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What exactly is your angle here, Barron?

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sharpememory May 12 2011, 11:37:26 UTC
My angle? What makes you think I have an angle?

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gotgreenmagic May 12 2011, 11:46:40 UTC
[SIGH.] I get why you'd suck at this. I do. I would guess that back home you never really had to bother trying to deceive anybody, because you could just touch them and oh hey you get anything you want from whoever you want.

But getting your powers back, presumably on the promise that you wouldn't use them, only to waste them on something totally trivial and then tell everybody? No. Nobody is that dumb, so I'm going to generously assume you're just dumb enough to think everyone else is stupid enough to believe you. Now I'm just wondering why.

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sharpememory May 12 2011, 11:51:34 UTC
I don't know. Maybe I've been drinking. Maybe I'm just really, really bored.

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Good job with the filters there, sweetheart. I'm kind of in the middle of doing something semi-positive by warden standards, so just give me the benefit of the doubt on this one. I would really appreciate it if you didn't give some of the less bright inmates a heads up.

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Private gotgreenmagic May 12 2011, 12:28:30 UTC
Firstly, I don't see why I should filter the fact that you're obviously a complete idiot. Secondly, don't call me sweetheart. I have literally already broken a guy's legs for using petnames on me this week.

Last but not least, and actually on a related note, the only thing you're going to get out of this is extreme violence. And if that's what Prefect wants for your immediate future then - well, great, but that doesn't seem like it'd be his MO.

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Private sharpememory May 12 2011, 12:33:23 UTC
Okay, yeah. That sweetheart thing was out of line and kind of patronizing. Sorry.

Nah, it's not what Prefect wants.

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Re: Private gotgreenmagic May 12 2011, 13:26:26 UTC
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I'd ask, but I'm severely hampered by the fact that I don't care. Enjoy the death toll.

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Private sharpememory May 12 2011, 13:28:38 UTC
Will do. Thanks for the input.

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