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Feb 19, 2011 17:11

To the 'Admiral' and 'wardens' of the barge. [Feel the sarcasm guys.] My warden, Prefect, is still affected by the flood. Since it's clearly not wearing off any time soon, can I have a new warden? Prefect's making me uncomfortable. It's just not working out.

[OOC: Since Barron changed Prefect's memory and it hasn't worn off yet, Prefect still ( Read more... )

prefect, boo barge, floods can be useful, blatant lies, con, it's not me it's all of you, there's always a plan

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BAWWWWWW buywithme February 19 2011, 06:15:01 UTC

Why are you being like this?

Poor Prefect. sharpememory February 19 2011, 06:28:54 UTC

It's not you, Prefect. It's the flood.

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK HIS HEART, BARRON? buywithme February 19 2011, 06:31:29 UTC

It's not a flood! You know it's not a flood! We've had floods happen before and it didn't change us... I don't understand why this one has too.

CRUSH IT. LIKE A GRAPE. :c sharpememory February 19 2011, 06:39:29 UTC

I have no idea what you're talking about. [Oh, the awkward.] There's no us, Prefect. It's just something that the Admiral put in your head.

Re: CRUSH IT. LIKE A GRAPE. :c buywithme February 19 2011, 06:55:07 UTC

No! It wasn't... Floods aren't like this! When a flood ends, it ends!

You have to remember, the first time we met? Out on deck? Under the stars? Or... in your cabin? The thing with the hair driers?

[What thing with the hair driers? IDK YOU PUT THE MEMORIES THERE, YOU TELL ME!]

[Private] - FILTERED SO HARD. sharpememory February 19 2011, 07:03:14 UTC

I don't know, ask the Admiral. He made this one happen. [Barron really, really wants to fix this now. ASAP.]

Yeah, yeah. I remember. The hair driers and the plants. It was great. [Pause.] Can we talk? In person?

[Private] - Did you prepare for the possibility that your warden is a difficult, touchy bitch? buywithme February 19 2011, 07:07:12 UTC

I thought I made you uncomfortable?

[Private] - He certainly did not. c: sharpememory February 19 2011, 07:10:23 UTC

That's what I want to talk about. Right now.

[Private] - lolololol sorry bro. buywithme February 19 2011, 07:12:53 UTC

You are implying that I'm sexually harassing you!

[Private] - oh, Prefect. <33 sharpememory February 19 2011, 07:14:44 UTC

What? No. I didn't say that. I just meant that it was making me uncomfortable emotionally.

Look, I think we really need to sort this out in person. Where are you?

[Private] - HE'S SO MATURE. buywithme February 19 2011, 07:16:33 UTC

In the pub. And you can't get in because you're not a warden, so there.

[Private] - BEST WARDEN EVER. sharpememory February 19 2011, 07:20:25 UTC

[Have a long pause.] Prefect, are you drinking tequila again?

[Private] - AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU WERE PAIRED WITH THIS GENIUS buywithme February 19 2011, 07:22:04 UTC

No.

We finished the tequila.

That was the last bottle.

Now I'm drinking something else. It's blue.

[Private] - BEST WARDEN EVER. sharpememory February 19 2011, 07:24:50 UTC

Or tequila moment was pretty special, yeah. [The whole bottle, though...]

Alright. You need to stop drinking the blue and come out of the pub. I have something green for you, if you want to see me. [Blatant lies.]

[Private] - I PROMISE HE WILL COOPERATE SOON :c buywithme February 19 2011, 07:26:33 UTC

Did you ever love me?

Or were you just waiting for the first convenient flood to pawn me off on?

[Private] - FOLLOW THE LOL DRAGON. sharpememory February 19 2011, 07:32:15 UTC

I have no idea how to answer that. [He really doesn't.]

I'm not pawning you off, Prefect. I just- [Time to lie!] I think you deserve someone better. I am an inmate.

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