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Real 911 Calls, believe it or  not

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What  is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what  sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on
the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm ! wearing a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the  police?
Dispatcher: This is 911.  Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a
turkey? I've never cooked one before.

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Yeah, I'm having  trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.    I
think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay  phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an  ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were  you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the police.

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to  reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an
eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am  nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old,  but I'm not stupid.

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one  What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is  pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her  first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is  her husband