*smash mirror and laugh hysterically*
Do you know the secret of the DeathLips? You must know what I'm referring to; when you drink red wine and you get black marks on your lips and soforth.
I just had dinner with NiceCoupleFriends™ #2 and after they left, I peered into the mirror to brush up the teef, and realised I had what can only be described as The Joker styled mouth decoration.
Why didn't they say? Perhaps they thought I had coldsores (which would be better and might infer that I had someone to get the coldsores off).
Oh golly goo! How does one conquer the dreaded DethLips? Does anyone know?
I just had dinner with NiceCoupleFriends™ #2 and after they left, I peered into the mirror to brush up the teef, and realised I had what can only be described as The Joker styled mouth decoration.
Why didn't they say? Perhaps they thought I had coldsores (which would be better and might infer that I had someone to get the coldsores off).
Oh golly goo! How does one conquer the dreaded DethLips? Does anyone know?